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Dad, husband, lump. https://philipkdiscs.bandcamp.com/album/19-01-2019 http://godscreamingbreathing.bandcamp.com

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Latest posts by crookedsparrow.bsky.social on Bluesky

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My oldest went to see some Mountain Goats last night.

06.08.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did DJ shout β€œI am a golden God” from the roof?

05.08.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh shit, they’re going to use the energy from the nuclear reactor on the moon to summon some ancient evil from another dimension

05.08.2025 03:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The AI me is going to give a heck of eulogy at my funeral.

04.08.2025 23:54 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Halaka's The Invention of Fallen Buildings by Haggada's i am the mackerel, by i am the mackerel 17 track album
04.08.2025 13:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude, let’s recognize
The healing power of a
Good slice of pizza

03.08.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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Donate to Help Us Take Care of Jason, organized by James Greene Jr Hi, my name is Jim and I'm raising funds for my stepson Jason. Jason is a sweet and funny 1… James Greene Jr needs your support for Help Us Take Care of Jason

Happy Sunday, friends. We are so blessed to have reached the halfway mark here with your gracious support and we'd really like to hit our goal so we can take care of our problems with ease. Please keep spreading the word, every penny counts!

03.08.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

When the price of my Prozac comes down 1200% the pharmacy will be paying ME $120 for my prescription.

02.08.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mossbane Lantern, by Sallow Moth 8 track album

sallowmoth.bandcamp.com/album/mossba... I really get a kick out of calling a track Gutscape Navigator.

02.08.2025 16:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s fun, but I can’t follow shit. Everything is moving a million miles an hour.

02.08.2025 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Buck Showalter is now coaching 1st base.

02.08.2025 00:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have also settled many beautiful wars, but I’m not a glory hound.

02.08.2025 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All time low is here singing to backing tracks.

02.08.2025 00:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes!

01.08.2025 23:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am too fucking old for this banana ball shit. I can’t focus on a single thing.

01.08.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Baseball just isn’t baseball without someone else’s armpit drippin’ in your beer.

01.08.2025 22:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Humanoid banana in front of a weis markets sign.

Humanoid banana in front of a weis markets sign.

Took my family of introverts to do the dumbest fucking thing today.

01.08.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Is this tape for sale? Hit me with your bandcamp.

01.08.2025 21:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Have tried the tape store bin method before. Tough to track.

01.08.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

18

01.08.2025 15:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You say β€œShoota,” I say β€œJuice By Tappy.” You are better than me.

01.08.2025 15:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Phil should probably get to craft the liner notes.

31.07.2025 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t believe you just spent $0.30 on that.

30.07.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Two tickets to @geoffrickly.bsky.social and @anthonygreenmusic.bsky.social this Friday @ottobar.bsky.social that I can’t use.

30.07.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Russian earth quake was actually the opening of the star gate.

30.07.2025 16:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah

30.07.2025 14:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Duets, by Self Defense Family 5 track album

Probably my favorite thing they ever did:

selfdefensefamily.bandcamp.com/album/duets

30.07.2025 02:35 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man wearing a blue jays hat smiles at the camera ALT: a man wearing a blue jays hat smiles at the camera
30.07.2025 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This album got me hooked on Self Defense Family.

29.07.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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