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@naplesyrup.bsky.social

Comedy, dogs, movies, and leftist politics

135 Followers  |  203 Following  |  156 Posts  |  Joined: 22.11.2024  |  1.6392

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Check for this Domino’s delivery car in the Ep$te1n files

17.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

James Cameron: Pandora can have anything. Flying dragons, giant blue and green beings, sentient plants…

Me: What about obese people

JC: Absolutely fucking not

06.01.2026 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Really ridin’ hard for a sequel to Doubt (2008)

01.01.2026 22:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Times are tough for Angelina

20.12.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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naplesyrup’s profile naplesyrup uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 918 films watched. Favorites: Train Dreams (2025), They Cloned Tyrone (2023), My Neighbor Totoro (1988), Edge of Tomorrow (2014). Bio: Where...

I watched & reviewed 200 movies this year. Where ya been? Hit me up:

19.12.2025 01:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Accidentally paused The Last Samurai here and I fear I may have created a perfect meme for any occasion

10.12.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pro tip: don’t name your dog β€œDigger.” You will have to say their name aloud at the dog park and people will…not think that is what you are yelling 😳

22.11.2025 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ll say it again: conservative β€œcomedy” is the fucking worst

08.10.2025 22:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Moving into a neighborhood with an adorable, well-stocked library is one of the great pleasures of middle-age

24.09.2025 15:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Men who call women β€œfemales” should be treated as animals and have their heads eaten off like praying mantises

18.09.2025 11:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It’s ok, gas pump. I forget how to spell Schwarzenegger all the time too

02.09.2025 01:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Aren’t we all, these days

25.08.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Second City works with Chicago police to help impart improv-derived leadership skills The University of Chicago Crime Lab's Policing Leadership Academy tackles some serious topics like how to make data-driven decisions or how to help officers handle on-the-job trauma.

Maybe it’ll help them develop enough empathy to quit. #acab #improv

24.06.2025 16:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#booksky

17.06.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 24619    πŸ” 3783    πŸ’¬ 270    πŸ“Œ 99
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I like my YouTube like I like my salad delivery service

12.06.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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TikTok algo thinks I wanna watch dudes tell me about Jesus and the Army. LIVE.

11.06.2025 12:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Comedy is about SURPRISE. That’s why the sub imploding was so hilarious

07.06.2025 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Not all of my @letterboxd.social reviews are this good, but here’s a taste of what you’re missing

07.06.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do I want to β€œupgrade my dog’s collar with AI?” What are we doing here you guys

07.06.2025 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Now that Ramos is stooging for Cuomo maybe leave her off! But do fill out ALL 5 slots, and do NOT rank the guy with nipple rings who harasses women and lies about all the old people he let die! K thx bye

07.06.2025 13:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a spiderman costume is being held up by people ALT: a man in a spiderman costume is being held up by people
05.06.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s never been more convenient to NOT vote for someone!

05.06.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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05.06.2025 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey NYC friends, just reminding you that turnout on June 24 is super important,so vote! I’m not gonna tell you who to vote for (Mamdani if you’re smart) but I *will* tell you NOT to put Andrew Cuomo anywhere on that bad boy. Ok thanks love you bye!

05.06.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 23    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

To the guy I saw walking with a husky puppy and a toddler β€”- praying for you, man

02.06.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope someone’s keeping a database of all the celebrities Jimmy Fallon has claimed are β€œthe best”

23.05.2025 10:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Thought this as recently as a few weeks ago in Montreal, at a towering cinema of temporary stairs

23.05.2025 09:19 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We are mature

20.05.2025 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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N A T H A N’s profile N A T H A N uses Letterboxd to share film reviews and lists. 768 films watched. Favorites: Rushmore (1998), They Cloned Tyrone (2023), Arrival (2016), The Manchurian Candidate (1962). Bio: Where we’re...

I am writing 3-sentence movie reviews here now if anyone gives a shit boxd.it/45UF7

16.05.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought the SAME THING

14.05.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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