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17.02.2026 19:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@naplesyrup.bsky.social
Comedy, dogs, movies, and leftist politics
Check for this Dominoβs delivery car in the Ep$te1n files
17.02.2026 19:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0James Cameron: Pandora can have anything. Flying dragons, giant blue and green beings, sentient plantsβ¦
Me: What about obese people
JC: Absolutely fucking not
Really ridinβ hard for a sequel to Doubt (2008)
01.01.2026 22:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Times are tough for Angelina
20.12.2025 13:12 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I watched & reviewed 200 movies this year. Where ya been? Hit me up:
19.12.2025 01:17 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Accidentally paused The Last Samurai here and I fear I may have created a perfect meme for any occasion
10.12.2025 21:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pro tip: donβt name your dog βDigger.β You will have to say their name aloud at the dog park and people willβ¦not think that is what you are yelling π³
22.11.2025 15:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβll say it again: conservative βcomedyβ is the fucking worst
08.10.2025 22:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Moving into a neighborhood with an adorable, well-stocked library is one of the great pleasures of middle-age
24.09.2025 15:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Men who call women βfemalesβ should be treated as animals and have their heads eaten off like praying mantises
18.09.2025 11:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs ok, gas pump. I forget how to spell Schwarzenegger all the time too
02.09.2025 01:22 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Arenβt we all, these days
25.08.2025 17:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Maybe itβll help them develop enough empathy to quit. #acab #improv
24.06.2025 16:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#booksky
17.06.2025 00:09 β π 24619 π 3783 π¬ 270 π 99I like my YouTube like I like my salad delivery service
12.06.2025 14:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0TikTok algo thinks I wanna watch dudes tell me about Jesus and the Army. LIVE.
11.06.2025 12:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Comedy is about SURPRISE. Thatβs why the sub imploding was so hilarious
07.06.2025 17:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not all of my @letterboxd.social reviews are this good, but hereβs a taste of what youβre missing
07.06.2025 15:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Do I want to βupgrade my dogβs collar with AI?β What are we doing here you guys
07.06.2025 15:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Now that Ramos is stooging for Cuomo maybe leave her off! But do fill out ALL 5 slots, and do NOT rank the guy with nipple rings who harasses women and lies about all the old people he let die! K thx bye
07.06.2025 13:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs never been more convenient to NOT vote for someone!
05.06.2025 18:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social @joshgondelman.bsky.social @dove-anderson.bsky.social @carmenlagala.bsky.social @chloebadcliffe.bsky.social @deannesmith.bsky.social @maxheadgear.bsky.social
05.06.2025 17:39 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hey NYC friends, just reminding you that turnout on June 24 is super important,so vote! Iβm not gonna tell you who to vote for (Mamdani if youβre smart) but I *will* tell you NOT to put Andrew Cuomo anywhere on that bad boy. Ok thanks love you bye!
05.06.2025 17:36 β π 63 π 23 π¬ 2 π 3To the guy I saw walking with a husky puppy and a toddler β- praying for you, man
02.06.2025 17:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I hope someoneβs keeping a database of all the celebrities Jimmy Fallon has claimed are βthe bestβ
23.05.2025 10:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thought this as recently as a few weeks ago in Montreal, at a towering cinema of temporary stairs
23.05.2025 09:19 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We are mature
20.05.2025 08:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am writing 3-sentence movie reviews here now if anyone gives a shit boxd.it/45UF7
16.05.2025 01:44 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I thought the SAME THING
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