Sam Harper

My boss' comment was 'you could easily fill both!' Oh yes, wouldn't even break a fucking sweat.

Sent this by my boss. Her comment was 'You could easily fill both jars'. Fuck yeah.

Sent this by my boss....

Fuck yeah!

Or psychotic...

I once got taken aside by a teacher and asked what I do for a living as my then-5 year old had said her Mum had a job 'playing with dead people'. You obviously communicated your job to your boys better than I did to my kids!

I once did that with Jelly Babies. After regurgitation they stuck to the inside of the loo bowl like multi coloured leeches.

The marketing for it has gone a bit OTT...

I really want to set up a collaboration with the penguins!

It will be out just in time for me to take it on holiday! This makes me very happy.

Maybe we do need to remake some of the classics after all...

I feel perhaps it's time for a remake....

I spoke to an academic recently who is soon to take up a visiting fellowship at Harvard researching the rise of far right political entities in the USA. He fears he might be put under pressure to change the emphasis of his research. Not a problem he anticipated when he planned the trip last year.

The patient is currently stoned after a morphine injection to help her through current pancreatitis bout.

My day today....

Grave of Tibbles, the much-loved church cat of St. Mary's, Fairford

Matt is spot on again...

It doesn't work - we Brits have learned to ask you to say 'about'.

Worryingly on the money...

Christmas Book Haul! What did you get? #bookhaul #Christmas

My work colleague, Echo, and her pet. Echo is so called because you never call a spaniel once...

That's for an offering at the wedding mass - one would hope the present was more generous...

And yet the English class system is based on the notion that the bloodstock of the elite is better than ours...

Me too!!!

Been working in Oxford for 6 years in January and still learning about the place....

I just wish it was properly referenced...

Hard to know how to take that! 🤣

Early birthday present from my sister.

Yes, it will stay on the fridge.

Ummm...Tim Thornton last but one paper was about the itinerary of H7 and his presence in the Tower - not sure Tracy can really claim that is her discovery....

I will be watching the programme tonight but really this is the biggest historical non-story of recent years. It’s not even a new discovery!