🍂 beagle 🥧

of course, i'd love to discuss this at your rhode island lakehouse

you know, my family came here through ellis island. hard working able bodied protestants

if anyone's seen the haunting of bly manor (you know who)

*trying to appeal to the moderate*

you can see my speech is perfectly cromulent, my modes median and my ideas embiggen even the smallest man. you can tell by my handshake of course.

brick by brick

i'm having wicked dreams
of leaving home for Bree

hear Gandalf's final words
a warning i won't head

won't make that Strider proud
i'm gonna cause a scene

he sees me slip and fall
i know he's gonna scream

"god, what did you do?!
you're a short little fool
and you'll attract the Nazgûl"

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*gathers my followers into a semicircle like gradeschoolers around a teacher and presses play*

yesss it's honestly my favorite breakfast, any kind of potatoes and eggs (and meat), and the best hot sauce you can get your hands on

posture is easy. enumerate the muscles, measure their error from the desired position, and apply updates.

i took two naps today instead of working for 8 hours :D

stay resting 😴

i love to fry some potatoes and veggies, and fry a couple eggs over easy and plop em on top of the potatoes and just mix that runny goodness all together with some tapatio 🤤 oh my god

since we're talking about it, the real peak was was eating sushi for the first time with people who insisted i put the whole thing into my mouth, or else it would be "disrespectful"

thankfully i've come into my own with food and these days i whip up raw eggs for my family for their eggs benedict :D

almost forgot i made this. space: 1999 is top tier episodic television. if you like voyager, ds9, tng, or any other scifi show where the premise is: serious people take the situation seriously, then you'll love space: 1999

you really owe it to yourself. look at how cute their shuttles are!

everything you're saying really resonates with 11yo me. i vividly remember the gagging nausea of undercooked eggs. you'd be at breakfast and some runny wet mess would be plopped onto your plate and you'd just have to go to your happy place because no one around you understood wtf your problem was

what do you notice in the good and moral people of community?

i still feel like democrats would do well to pay me a consultancy fee. don't they have recruiters? 20 minutes of my opinions collected every week at an 11:15AM EST zoom call would irrevocably improve their electoral chances, if taken to heart

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what makes you think you're good enough to think about me when you're touching yourself? *claps lobster claws*

for context, the last 48 hours of my inner monolgue have basically been

hi, i'm tila, lips fulla filler, unapologetic-

and i'm enby too, and that's the thing, i'm enby too

if you think "but i participate!" congrats on the luck

i drove by dozens of individual humans being excluded by society making fires under a bridge because it's cold, and it's raining, and my city government is deliberately trying murder them instead of going to therapy and adopting socialism

long winter crip survival guide for pandemic year 4/ forever version 2.0 winter 23/24 a long winter crip survival guide for pandemic year 4/forever (now revised december 2023 for covid winter fivever! with additions by contributors) by Leah Lakshmi Piepzna-Samarasinha and Tina “consta...

Scrolling through my Google Docs warily found another very useful (if lightly outdated) doc about, among other things, winter SAD, covid, and social stuff for disabled folk

www.tinyurl.com/longwintersu...

i think the way i talk is how i would talk to an alien. every reference frame is as equally normative as every other. maybe you don't have to a body, maybe you engage in a plethora of physical performance, but you're not autistic—i can't say at the outset of a conversation

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what makes you think you're good enough to think about me when you're touching yourself? *claps lobster claws*

as one of the few people still mourning tortugita, the "cop city, ATL, kill ready" line always gets me

posture is easy. enumerate the muscles, measure their error from the desired position, and apply updates.

have you thought about what all of your muscles are doing? go through the list and make sure they're all in the correct position for what you're doing.

if you're a person who ever performs physical activities, it's useful to know what muscles you have available for use—where they are, what they're attached to, etc

link in the comments

my 13 youtube subscribers can attest

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it's not a music video but the words are worth a thousand images

🎶 they would've ended war if war didn't make them rich, i ain't tryin to help you smoke if you ain't tryin to help me quit 🎶

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if you're a music video enjoyer, but you haven't seen this one, you're missing out

it even has a making of at the end! in case you thought any of it was cgi