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A front view of a large stage with a banner that reads "Underground Music Showcase" and a setting sun behind the stage. The spotlights are pink and green, and the background of the stage says "Devotchka" in blue text. The band members are playing a drum kit, an electric guitar, a violin, and a tuba.

saw DeVotchKa at the final set of UMS and to say I was in my feelings is an understatement. 😮‍💨 #UMS2025 #YouthOnRecord

Ah that post-con body ache.

Will a nerd with yoga cert arrange a flow/come up with a class for when you've been standing for 10+ hours PLEASE 😭

"what would jesus do"

he would get murdered by the state

next question

new pope!

*crowd goes wild*

American pope!

*crowd boos*

woke for an American!

*crowd goes wild*

bad on protecting abusive priests!

*crowd boos*

hates JD Vance!

*crowd goes wild*

*Mario voice* mea culpa!

If the Bulls start doing UNCANNILY WELL, we'll know why.
#robertprevost #newpope #popeleoxiv

"I'm old enough to have seen fascism the first time around."

no I've never met Gala, is she nice?

What is it about sewing that makes your hands so dry?

Girl labeled “Apollo” throwing a playground ball labeled “the gift of prophecy” at a group of kids labeled “random Internet users trying to be comedic”

Apollo strikes again.

I think it's bad that the country is led by people who haven't had a real problem in their entire lives and couldn't get a regular job due to being too weird

I think one reason the protests were peaceful yesterday is that the cops were overwhelmingly outnumbered and didn’t try to beat up little college girls like they usually do

A second child has died in the Texas measles outbreak Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is expected to attend the child's funeral, which is scheduled for Sunday.

A second child has died of measles in Texas. This is the third person to die from measles in this outbreak. Unbelievably, RFK Jr., who has taken no meaningful action to stop this outbreak, plans to attend the funeral. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

No one ever said they were creative.

FAX YO SENATORS!!

FAX SCHUMER!!!

FAX FO $FREE.99

(because ya can't leave voicemail on soooooooo many of their numbers)

😭 I'm not even using FB enough to warrant *any* type of badge. That platform is ass
#fuckmeta

The "top fan" badge on FB is so embarrassing.
I don't want to be seen as someone having a parasocial relationship with a small author/creator.

I just want to see them win. 🥹

"Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah" is the lexigraphic representation of a common children's chant

Guy does a Nazi salute and then immediately launches a eugenic world purge, but he's rich, so it's "complicated."

Bless speech-to-text 🙌

If we are texting and you send me a voice message, I'm not listening to it. That's the end of the conversation.

Is there anyone you know who makes an ita bag that you'd want to partner with?

Check the (short) thread if you are curious about needing the measles vaccine/a booster.

Or check it in case someone you care about might be curious.

I had no idea that was even an option. Thank you!

I am so tired of this skin sack of a man.

😒 the measles vaccine is an inoculation, right?

Can I have a second one anyway?