Ben Watson

Murder, she sighed.

Or the charity shop?

The Far Right: Our culture is being eroded by immigrants. It's an invasion and we're being overrun.

Also the Far Right: Lots of brown faces on TV doesn't accurately reflect the UK

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Hearts v Celtic, best half an hour of football I’ve watched this season, shows up the #EPL for the absolute borefest it is

Doesn’t sound too bad then thank goodness

Yikes. Seen result didn’t know about those. Fingers crossed nothing serious, been so impressed with Spencer

WTAF?!?

Heart bleeds for Manning 🤣

Does it also highlight just how shite Derby were on Saturday? This has been atrocious tonight

Fair play to Sheffield Wednesday fans. Looks a proper boycott at Hillsborough.

Chansiri out.

Fish in batter was introduced to Britain in 16th century by Spanish and Portuguese Sephardic Jews, the pie is Egyptian, and curry is a British word. No one in the subcontinent calls it that

Took the words right out of my mouth. These fucking people honestly. Imagine living such a pathetic little life where you a) proclaim to have never had a curry or kebab or b) worse still haven’t actually had one of those 😕🔫

Migrants will be required to pass A Level standard of English Migrants will be required to pass tough new English language requirements under a law introduced in Parliament today.

But if you were born here, you can carry right on being an illiterate little fuckwit who couldn't read a room if your career depended on it, eh?

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Agree, and he also seems to be just the loveliest lad

Goody-bag merch from Tory Conference branded "When Labour negotiates Britian loses" and signed "Kemi Badenoch".

It helps to be able to spell the country you say only you are competent enough to run.

On the occasion of Peanuts' 75th birthday, a reminder, from the first ever strip, that its capacity for summoning existential horror remains potent.

Fuck that I’m in bloody IKEA

Your phones battery is perfectly adequate, you just spend too much time on it.

Four words… New York sports fans…

Farage vows to scrap indefinite leave to remain, placing thousands at risk of deportation Reform UK plans to force non-citizens to apply for visas, with high salary thresholds and no access to NHS services

Don't normally get too personal on here but this would force me and my partner to leave. She's Japanese and paid thousands of pounds in visa fees and NHS surcharges just to be allowed to stay here — she's never taken a penny in public funds.
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Oh, mate

Just brilliant, brilliant county cricket once again.
Pure #MetroBankFever

Well done 🍐🍐🍐s. And having the JB33 Foundations on their shirts. (Thanks for the sponsors for that)

Any victory by a non-host county must be over-celebrated

Bowler’s name?

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Very interesting and worth sharing…

Played there! Glorious spot…

Yeah - but they will look a lot more fuckable.

Absolutely next year! Can't wait to meet you in a remote outfield somewhere...

Ben Watson moments after scoring the winning runs for the Captain Scott Invitation XI against United Oxford Hospitals CC

Poignant moment in the year for me, cricket bag has been put away. That's the end of the summer, and what a glorious one it's been. Will miss the @csixi.bsky.social crew through the winter, to play for this team means the world to me. Here's me moments after hitting the winning runs against UOHCC