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Mostly into legal stuff. Do good and be kind.

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I don’t really know what I expect in posting this, but maybe some people see it and can learn from it.

I’ll call it “lessons from an unwilling immigration attorney.”

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11.02.2026 21:56 — 👍 5112    🔁 2605    💬 83    📌 895

OTOH this is how you get AI regulated

12.02.2026 01:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jebus that embarrassing

07.02.2026 06:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Yeah cool cheers. But seriously touch grass and fly hawks fly.

07.02.2026 06:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bro I don’t know what you’re on about. It feels like we’re in the same algorithm because I’m a passing fan of Seattle sports. But you are taking everything all wrong.

07.02.2026 05:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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The fuck you talking about? People who don’t appear in those files have a good claim. And then there’s those who actually appear in opposition

07.02.2026 05:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

No idea what this means. Anyways as much as these files implicate some people, they exonerate others.

07.02.2026 05:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Any of those involve Obama or any other black or brown guy?

07.02.2026 05:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m willing to accept a serious determination that people were actually doing their jobs in a way that has yet to be determined to be unconstitutional as a bar to suit as a limit against whackadoos. But I’m assuming a world of norms in that concession.

05.02.2026 04:48 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Easiest fix in the world. Add the feds. Require the courts make the determination of constitutionality before the QI determination.

05.02.2026 04:35 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It’s funny, but it didn’t occur to me that these files would also exonerate people.

03.02.2026 04:33 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t know that office, but based on the size of the jurisdiction, this is most of the office. I could be wrong but I’d be surprised.

03.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It definitely is

01.02.2026 06:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have to believe that you have never hung wallpaper. It was amongst the most annoying things I’ve ever done.

31.01.2026 01:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They disqualified themselves when they took the job.

31.01.2026 00:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ok. I’ll bite. Who is Sam Darnold?

31.01.2026 00:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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29.01.2026 06:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The browns must shoveling money into bags for him.

28.01.2026 03:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey nbc, who shot whom? I guess we’ll never know.

27.01.2026 22:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you're one of the Border Patrol agents I've spent months making videos of and you want to talk about any of this, I'm mlm335.27 on Signal, mlm335 on Telegram, or mandawritesthings at proton dot me.

I'll protect your identity, and I won't flinch when I see you in the next city.

27.01.2026 01:56 — 👍 203    🔁 43    💬 2    📌 1
screenshot of a threads post detailing how to bypass the terms agreement to delete tiktok  1. turn on airplane mode 2. force close tiktok (swipe it away) 3. reopen tiktok while still offline 4. immediately go to: profile then settings 5. perform deletion actions

screenshot of a threads post detailing how to bypass the terms agreement to delete tiktok 1. turn on airplane mode 2. force close tiktok (swipe it away) 3. reopen tiktok while still offline 4. immediately go to: profile then settings 5. perform deletion actions

If you're still on TikTok you should 1) get off ASAP as it's becomes a U.S. surveillance tool of the right wing and 2) here's how to get around the forced agreement

26.01.2026 18:04 — 👍 33    🔁 24    💬 0    📌 0

That’s not how anything works.

25.01.2026 00:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

How many ice agents would lose their citizenship?

25.01.2026 00:16 — 👍 46    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

Most relatable thing I’ve read all day

20.01.2026 02:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If you live in the Cities, an easy way to help immigrant families in hiding is: laundry! Laundromats are ICE magnets, so people without washers need help.

The People’s Laundry will drop off laundry to your door to wash and dry and pick up a few days later:

thepeopleslaundrympls.com/volunteer/

18.01.2026 23:46 — 👍 7577    🔁 3059    💬 65    📌 160

No he didn’t

18.01.2026 01:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t mean this rhetorically, but what happened to Dore? Like ten years ago he was a normal leftie, right? Russia bought him or something?

17.01.2026 03:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

wahoo wa

16.01.2026 23:52 — 👍 3921    🔁 503    💬 86    📌 17

This is so bizarrely correct. Only the dirty dancing 2 guy could get there. Respect.

14.01.2026 03:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will leave to others with expertise to discuss the legality of the raid on Venezuela and whether Maduro can claim any immunity. But one area where I am qualified to speak is whether Mr. Maduro and Flores can claim that the manner in which they were brought before the court makes a difference. 1/8

05.01.2026 20:50 — 👍 9    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 4

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