I was about 8 years old and watching a Braves game with my grandfather. He says “ you know, Blauser is German for fart.” Later, in 10th grade German class I tell Frau Pierce with a big grin “yea I know one word in German…Blauser!!”
Turns out my granddad just didn’t like Herr Blauser.
08.11.2025 23:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Could monkeys fly out of my butt?
08.11.2025 19:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’ve been down on this guy since he stole my parking spot at Byron’s BBQ in 2003.
07.11.2025 20:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
every word of this post gets a little better than the one before it
07.11.2025 03:27 — 👍 45 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0
I was just thinking of how great Geoffrey Rush was in those movies so I looked up what’s he been up to. Sadly not much!
02.11.2025 21:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tough year for Kirks
02.11.2025 04:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I love sports announcers: “In a game full of MVPs, who could imagine it would be a total fucking loser who would hit a home run to tie the score in the top of the 9th”
02.11.2025 03:20 — 👍 341 🔁 60 💬 8 📌 10
Please!!
02.11.2025 02:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Jacob Buffa deez nuts
02.11.2025 02:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
????
02.11.2025 02:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
I would have kept the Nipple Butte Tyrannosaur name
02.11.2025 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Blue Jays are the worst base running team. What the hell
02.11.2025 00:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thank YoutubeTV for not letting me watch the Auburn game.
02.11.2025 00:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Gausman 🔥🔥🔥
01.11.2025 00:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I’m already leaving to beat traffic
28.10.2025 01:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The amount of Tootsie Rolls my kids got at the Trunk or Treat is a big time recession indicator.
27.10.2025 13:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
sexy jeff tweedy setlist
25.10.2025 02:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I let my kid stay up late to watch the World Series. When Ohtani’s up, I lean in and tell him “that’s the best baseball player that’s ever been” and he freaking strikes out on the next pitch
25.10.2025 00:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
24.10.2025 22:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Kirby Smart must feel bad about his lies costing this honest man his job.
24.10.2025 01:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The paranoid Auburn fan in me thinks this is Birmingham giving Auburn a reason to keep Freeze around another year.
24.10.2025 01:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Now he on the left
24.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Yea it lets you scan the UPCs too. Real easy
23.10.2025 17:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Source?
23.10.2025 14:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
The NBA on NBC is back, check out the new intro with Roundball Rock
21.10.2025 22:56 — 👍 429 🔁 94 💬 18 📌 18
YouTube video by Paramount Pictures
The Running Man | New Trailer (2025 Movie) - Edgar Wright, Glen Powell
I really want to see this youtu.be/UsmiRIozzvw?...
21.10.2025 19:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
lol at Pujols for asking the Angels for more money
20.10.2025 21:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Bruce Springsteen is too involved in the Bruce Springsteen movie!
20.10.2025 01:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ugh Auburn is going to play in Saudi, aren’t they?
19.10.2025 22:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Rob Zombie voice:
My
19.10.2025 01:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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