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Taylor Swift should write and record more songs about The Simpsons seasons 2-9

Two things that never get old:

Shitting on Blake Treinen

Charlie Kirk

The Phillies decided to give the Dodgers a free out. As a gift. For free. On purpose.

Buddy I love postseason baseball solely because every single manager develops galaxy brain

I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me

a woman is sitting in a kitchen with the words sure jan 6 on her face ALT: a woman is sitting in a kitchen with the words sure jan 6 on her face

Blake Treinen

Blake Treinen can still get this save if Mike Pence has the courage

this is the jacket's breast pocket lining pulled up to make it look like a pocket square

If this place goes to shit, I’ll meet you all in the Costco product reviews.

Sports are meant to be endured, never enjoyed.

i think an interesting cultural experiment would be if we started enforcing traffic law

What a fuckin legend

gotta give it up to spain for pork products and siestas. a lot of people eat pigs and nap but few do it like them. respect

This shit must hit so hard if you’re stupid.

Zoomed in sad orange kitten in mariners hat

How can you be mad at this

that's right

LFG!!!!

goms

this is so sweet

This would be an iconic highlight were it not for a late interruption from UmpRump.

Broken Eggs, by Jean-Baptiste Greuze, 1756

Mariners fan crying

And a woman comforts him

How can you not be romantic about baseball

Didn't strike out!

I am a noted hater of baseball, it's well-chronicled

Never forget what Derek Jeter stole from us.