Matt (Taylor’s Version)

YouTube video by Nine Inch Nails NIN: Wish live w/ Dillinger Escape Plan, Perth 3.02.09 [HD]

in which the band being covered invites the entire band doing the covering on stage to jointly perform the song youtu.be/qboe5CebixA?...

What’s everyone else posting about today, me well my cat is asleep on my lap and I just love her a lot

Chuck Schumer not understanding bargaining leverage is more antisemitic than anything Mamdani has ever said

I need this Wicked movie to come out and move on and be forgotten about forever, get it over with I can’t handle this anymore

I can’t stand Gus Johnson, never could, his whole thing has always been annoying I don’t get it

Why the conspiratorial right rallied around a flock of ostriches The anti-vaccine, anti-government crusade to save "the miracle cure birds" is over — and the fringe activists lost.

For months, I’ve been following a Canadian ostrich farm ordered to cull its flock after a bird flu outbreak. It was a cause célèbre for MAHA activists, a MAGA billionaire, and, of course, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. The trucker convoy with birds ended last night. They lost. www.msnbc.com/news/news-an...

honestly just glad we can tell it’s not AI

If 4 Verts doesn’t work and he isn’t scoring TDs at will he completely loses interest in the game, he’s like a 6-year-old playing Madden

The Chip Kelly NFL Experience

I’m down to write this as a prequel for you @realgdt.bsky.social lemme know what you think

grand theft auto delayed…the development of generations of grown men!!!

RFK was only leaving the room to get directions on how to get back to the room

This is true but please stop saying it out loud because it is my secret superpower

Also bats are scary so I’d invent a Dracula who turns into a gerbil instead

If I were making a Frankenstein I certainly wouldn’t start out with a 9-ft tall monstrosity. That’s just stupid. I’d make a really little guy first to try things out, maybe the size of my hand. A wittle Frankenstein. Oh sorry, he’s not “Frankenstein,” he’s actually “Frankenstein’s Tiny Buddy”

Finally, someone willing to blame women for their own problems

I think Sam Altman is just addicted to receiving money. We should wean him off of funding and onto heroin or something

Clapping when he says “and JD, there’s JD, what a piece of shit, everyone hates him, horrible” but shaking my head the whole time so you know how I really feel

There’s something to be said for Donald Trump’s ability to cut across every possible demographic and belief system and find a way to make himself relatable to everyone, for example he and I share a hatred of JD Vance

[person whose entire personality is that they’ll never step foot in New York] my city, New York, yearns for freedom

Now that Zohran is the mayor of New York City, what will you pick for your forced Muslim conversion name? I’m going with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, it worked well for the first two so I expect good things

We’re done asking to talk to the manager. The managers have failed. We’re the manager now

I support this so much. I don’t even care about gender I just hate homework

Rashid Shaheed Freed, Saints’ Deed Agreed To Feed Hawks Speed Need

DEFENSE: Mustard? *shuffling through papers on table* Earlier you testified that forensics determined it was Sweet Onion Teriyaki
BP: uhh, yeah, like a, teriyaki, mustard
DEF: A teriyaki mustard? There’s no such thing
PROSECUTOR: objection!
JUDGE: Sustained. Surely such a condiment exists already

Cowboys offense really letting down their defense

Okay zen take a nap but zen CHANGE ZEE PASSWORD

@EJGomez tweet: undercover boss: im gonna learn what it means to work the day to day jobs and stay undercover for the next few weeks [first hour worker: hey man someone shit all over the bathroom u got it undercover boss: wow u figured it out its me, The Undercover Boss

sort of like this except it ends with “surprise I’m a billionaire I’m hiring you to be my chauffeur please don’t beat me up”

oh we have at least two more, I’m just talking about our Main Tree