Carter Siddall

I can’t imagine being an American athlete at the Winter Olympics this year.

“I’m Ainslee. I’m 20 years old from Sawpit, Colorado and I’ve dedicated my entire life to Short Track Speed Skati-“

“BOOOOO! WE HATE YOU! BOOOOOOO! ANYONE BUT YOU! BOOOOOOOO! DOWN WITH AINSLEE! BOOOOOOO!”

This sign looks like it’s going to come loose any second.

I haven’t heard back, so I guess they changed the date? I’ll just sit here by the phone and wait for them to explain what’s happening.

I auditioned for a TV gig last month that I thought I had a pretty good chance at getting. Sure enough, they called my agent to say I was in the running and asked if I was available on February 5th!

Sorry, typo. Childhood slave.

If someone could track down Trump's childhood sled and give it back to him then I think we'll all be okay.

The fact that no one was able to prevent Mark Burnett from creating “The Apprentice” is proof that time travel will never be possible.

How will they save face? What could they use the building for that would make everyone happy?

How about it becomes Trump’s tomb?

It’s going to be really embarrassing when the Kennedy Center reopens in three or four years (not two, renovations always take longer than expected) with solid gold toilets and a painting of Melania on the ceiling and artists still won’t want to perform there.

Please forgive the link to Elon Musk’s dungeon of dispair, but this may be one of the most important sketches that SNL has done in years.

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These lightbulbs last 22 years and will add up to just over $14 in energy costs during that time. In the 80s, this would have been wizardry.

Oddly impressive.

Commissioner Gordon was jealous that Batman had a cool car so he insisted that his photo be plastered onto a standard police vehicle.

Both Catherine O’Hara and John Heard were in Scorsese’s “After Hours”, but didn’t have any scenes together. Five years later, they played a married couple in “Home Alone”. Ironically, they both died at 71.

Assistant: “Sir, how much ketamine have you had today?”

Elon Musk: “I can have you killed, Brian!”

Elon Musk: “Okay, we make less cars and go all in on humanoid robots!”

Assistant: “People still use cars. The average person doesn’t really ne-“

Elon Musk: “The robot can carry people around! Scoop them up in their arms like a little baby. Who wouldn’t like that?!”

Villain: “You can’t kill me. Don’t you see? Then you’ll be just as bad as I am!”

Hero: “I killed three of your henchmen just to get into this room.”

I usually feel that hyphenated names are pretentious and awkward, but this one is, well…

Remember earlier in the month when it was +10 and everyone was saying “Oh no, it shouldn’t be like this”?

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Couldn’t help but think about this scene as I went out to shovel my driveway for the third time today.

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Rare photo of Godzilla with his first wife.

Am I too late to get Gen Z all riled up by my Shake Shack number?

YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios Masters of The Universe – Official Teaser Trailer

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Eternia looks so much like Asgard that they even have a character played by Idris Elba.

Four Oscar nominations for “Brad Pitt Drives Fast Around An Oval”.