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Hal K9000

@halk9000.bsky.social

"I'm sorry, Dave; I'm afraid I've been a bad dog." here for politics (social democrat), films (favorites include 2001, Persona, Raging Bull), hoops (Nikola Jokić is the GOAT)

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"All power to all the people!"

20.02.2026 14:44 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"So that's how I came to Chimney Rock. Daniel in the lion's den. David facing off Goliath. Young, dumb, and full of Christ."

13.02.2026 14:34 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"One day, you and I should talk."
"Yes, and it will be simpler than you think."
"Nothing is simple. I'm a ballet mistress, and nothing is simple."

06.02.2026 14:36 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"I can't talk right now. Unless you can help me with my taxes. What is 'gross necklaces'?"

30.01.2026 14:11 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"You fuck dumb. You don't marry dumb."

23.01.2026 14:42 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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"If you're through giving me your amateur opinion!"

16.01.2026 15:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"The truth I learned here is you had to leave because you're you. And the reason I liked you is because you're you. And who you are is a person who leaves."

16.01.2026 14:33 — 👍 35    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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"Are we gonna live together? Together are we gonna live?"

09.01.2026 14:37 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"We rip out so much of ourselves to be cured of things faster that we go bankrupt by the age of thirty and have less to offer each time we start with someone new, but to make yourself feel nothing so as not to feel anything - what a waste."

02.01.2026 14:38 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"I'm walkin' here!"

26.12.2025 14:41 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"You are?"
"I'm the Devil. And I'm here to do the Devil's business!"
"Nah, it was dumber than that. Something like Rex."

19.12.2025 14:39 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pretty sure the Bucks and Lakers said the same thing until the league stepped in, tbf

17.12.2025 17:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"How can I be a fascist?! I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce!"

12.12.2025 14:40 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Play it, Sam. Play 'Soft Kitty'."

06.12.2025 17:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"60% of the time, it works every time."

05.12.2025 14:32 — 👍 16    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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04.12.2025 17:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nolan's own children refer to him as "Mr. Woodcock" (the DDL character from "Phantom Thread"). so yeah, physical pain aplenty

03.12.2025 21:48 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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"You don't want the bumpers. Life doesn't give you bumpers."

28.11.2025 14:39 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

great episode as always! I would say that you talked about how Spike never had a dream-like ending like this before, and I would submit to you that "Clockers" has a simlarish (but inferior) conclusion

27.11.2025 01:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wouldn't tell no one their name, indeed

21.11.2025 20:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One BATTLEFIELD EARTH After Another

21.11.2025 16:44 — 👍 103    🔁 18    💬 0    📌 3
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"Well done, lads. Well done."
"All we did is survive."
"That's enough."

21.11.2025 14:33 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I believe this pod just might be your masterpiece!

19.11.2025 21:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Okay but what about a muppet Looper???

19.11.2025 02:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"I'm so much happier now that I'm dead."

14.11.2025 14:37 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i don't know if this has been reformed in the decade or so since i watched the Grammys, but the Best New Artist eligibility rules that allow(ed) for artists who already put out like 4-5 albums are, uh, headscratching

07.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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5 years ago today

07.11.2025 16:30 — 👍 601    🔁 125    💬 28    📌 41

how real/sustainable is that defensive ranking for Denver in your opinion?

07.11.2025 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"Hell I can get you a toe by 3:00 this afternoon. With nail polish!"

My most elder millennial "film bro" opinion is that this is still one of the funniest screenplays ever written

07.11.2025 14:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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