mr butt schtuff

Here are some things that Charlie Kirk said in his life.

The man is dead, and so it only seems fair to share his legacy by cataloguing the values he spread while alive.

butt stuff

No one gives a shit. What the fuck is trans clothing you weird fuck.

What a fucking ridiculous thing to say.

No ladybugs

I’m gonna do it

Welcome to chiefs kingdom

Bill is literally only doing this to remind people he won 8

Austin “mark andrews” Ekeler

Try this one: 🇺🇸

Oh my god it would be so perfect

no fuckin way

They actually gonna be able to broadcast this or will it just buffer the entire time?

National democratic party after losing an election

I finally deleted Twitter from my phone because I just can’t watch the worst people in the universe reply to everything in the dumbest way possible anymore.

ads on twitter last year: please watch jon stewart on apple tv plus

ads on twitter this year: i fucked your mom. buy this for your gun

Get a load of the photo someone put on the Wikipedia article for "bodyguard"

@intothemild.lol

Do they realize there are literally more people on earth than ever before?

Police stage 'chilling' raid on Marion County newspaper, seizing computers, records and cellphones -... In an unprecedented raid Friday, local law enforcement seized computers, cellphones and reporting materials from the Marion County Record office, the newspaper's reporters, and the publisher's home.

Dissolve the entire department. Start over.

https://kansasreflector.com/2023/08/11/police-stage-chilling-raid-on-marion-county-newspaper-seizing-computers-records-and-cellphones/

It’s called “literally all Pepsi”

sometimes some of you need a reminder that you’re being kind of a whiner and it’s probably your fault.

You’re dumb

Been a while since we’ve lost power. Probably gonna be a while until it’s back.

So it’s probably a good time to start thinking about helping your friends and family understand Usenet, sonarr, radarr, and Plex. Just in case.

Just generations of men who never faced their fear of the dark and instead try to make everyone fear everything while pretending they have answers to save you from whatever boogeyman they imagine. Back then it was gays. Todays it’s trans kids.

What will it be in 5 years?

And did at least half of the people you grow up with stay in the church, start preaching in some capacity, and then get involved in MLMs about vitamins and shit for Christ?

It’s all a fucking grift run by the dumbest fucking people imaginable. But it also caters to them.

What about the yearly separation of the sexes where the creepy men counselors would tell us all at the pool about saving ourselves for marriage and then get way too detailed about how fun sex was and giving out tricks like “just touch her all the time to get her going” to a bunch of 13 year olds?

Just me then? What about church camp where they forced everyone into the woods alone for 4 hours to pray while the counselors snuck around like religious Rambo trying to catch kids talking to each other instead of Christ?