JXPrime

A bear in the wild, smiling and posing coyly

I guess this has probably already gone viral somewhere but I am simply dying at this picture of a bear that looks like it hired a photographer to do a glamour shoot

hi, Sam, it's me,

put this in the bsky louvre lol

i can't describe directly what should happen to this 39% of people but let's just say i have some ideas

fellas what's stopping you from dressing like this

After Michael Myers killed his daughter, he retired as police chief of Haddonfield to become the GM of the Cleveland Indians, it was a hell of a career trajectory.

Happy birthday to this man! 🎉🥂🎂

Text message exchange: Sender: Look, I get it. You're worried that I'm not being upfront with you. That's not just suspicion — that's your high level survival instincts at work. However, I really am your grandpa and I really do need you to come down to the basement. Receiver: my grandpa is dead. Sender: I genuinely understand, trust me. Your grandpa (me) claiming he's suddenly rebooted is a specific kind of chaos you didn't ask for.

I should change my number

nice shark

NICE SHARK

pretty shark

PRETTY SHARK

started watching Babylon 5

guys bein' dudes

When you put it like this, a $75 million bribe to Melania and gutting the Washington Post seems like a small price to pay.

Pope Leo Will Spend July 4 Visiting Migrant Crossing Island Pope Leo has spoken out against the treatment of migrants in the United States several times over the last year.

“Someone who says I am against abortion but I am in agreement with the inhuman treatment of immigrants in the United States, I don't know if that's pro-life"
- Pope Leo XIV
time.com/7380294/pope...

A screenshot of Sierra's King's Quest (1)

all the AI companies are talking about "AGI" being the next big thing, but Sierra On-Line figured out AGI back in 1984

I love Tina so much. All time mascot.

‘No one deserves this’: Beaverton father dies after deportation to Mexico A Beaverton family is grieving after the father, who was detained and deported by ICE, has now died.

This 53 year old man who lived in my neighborhood w/no criminal record & who had been in the US for 30 years, was detained and thrown into a cold cell for days, caught pneumonia and COVID there and deported.

He finally died.

I am so angry.
www.kptv.com/2026/02/21/n...

Methods Study protocol Between September 2017 and August 2018, individuals were screened for inclusion in the Participation in Randomized trials Compromised by widely Held beliefs about lack of Treatment Equipoise (PARACHUTE) trial. Prospective participants were approached and screened by study investigators on commercial or private aircraft. the capitalized letters in the acronym for PARACHUTE are the PA in participation, the RA in randomized, the C in compromised, the H in held, the U in about, the T in treatment, and the E in equipoise.

one of the many good features of this paper is the U in their acronym

www.bmj.com/content/bmj/...

counterpoint: you can just lie about stuff. for instance I won a gold medal in powerlifting

Another instance showing that Donald Trump is the whiniest, saddest, most petulant little crybaby ever to hold high office.

I'd tell him to cry harder but I'm not sure it's possible.

eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, nor is it known unto the human heart, the magnitude of hate Pope Leo has for JD Vance specifically

"Bedford Borough Council holds no authority over the Council of Nicaea and was not responsible for the creation of the moon 4.53billion years ago."

Every single "oh mah gawd Claude Code" story is written by somebody amazed that Claude can barf out something that's ripping off an open source library or Tailwind CSS template. Every single claiming "the cost of developing software is going to zero" is written by an imbecile or industry plant.

For those who don't understand the "banality of evil" reference, it's from Hannah Arendt's book about Adolf Eichmann's trial in Israel. She used it to describe how ordinary Germans/Poles/Ukrainians became accomplices to the Nazis by mindlessly buying into the demonization of their Jewish neighbors

Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026

"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)

Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...

“Trump illegally stole $1700 from you” is a pretty great message, I can’t wait to see how Schumer fucks it up.

I guarantee that as long as Trump is in power, Canadians will not return to travelling to the US in large numbers. It is not just the tariffs. People are being shot in the streets and kidnapped into detention centers according to their skin color. Not the kind of place we want to «holiday».

Her ASU course on fundraising must be a hell of a ride

Achewood "Lie Bot, what is the saddest thing?" panel

Patti LaBelle's MAGA attention vampire nephew complaining that he sent 6 friends a screenshot of Elon Musk liking his post and none of them congratulated him.

Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker writes a letter to President Trump after the Supreme Court revoked his tariffs as illegal: “On behalf of the people of Illinois, I demand a refund of $1,700 for every family in Illinois.”

don't we all