Lesley Porter

This is the dream

A photo of the spectacular northern lights… or is it the album cover for loveless by my bloody valentine? Why not both?!!

Those northern lights sure are amazing! Wow!

A meme depicting a woman staring at her phone with one hand on her head, with the following text below: IS YOUR CHILD TEXTING ABOUT THE WRECK OF THE EDMUND FITZGERALD? What your Great Lakes maritime history-obsessed teen's text messages actually mean: brb = bell rang bro rofl = rang out for lost (crew) bff = big freakin' freigher lol = Load of Ore on the Lake smh = shift minutes to hours glhf = Great Lakes hella freighter tbh = taconite be haulin' stfu = steer the freighter upwind tfw = that freakin' witch (of November) asl = a ship lost gg = Gitche Gumee idc = immoderate deadweight capacity btw = beneath the waves afk = a freighter kaput hbd = hauler's beacon down ily = iron load yonder jk = just [24] kilometers lmao = lost my abyssal ore nbd = north bound draft glhf = good lord, hold flooding omg = obliteratingly massive gales tmi = too much iron wtf = White Fish (Bay)

I'm so worried about what'll happen when our kids are old enough to have phones!!!! 😮😮😮

My cat woke me from a dream last night where I was petting a raccoon. It was devastating. I may never pet a raccoon in my dreams again.

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

how it feels to give a shit about baseball today

andy™ •@dracula please delete. ur a count 4:16 PM • 6/2/16

happy halloween to what many people believed was the greatest tweet of all time

a cartoon girl wearing glasses with flames reflected in the lenses ALT: a cartoon girl wearing glasses with flames reflected in the lenses

Watching all my Substacks move to Patreon

This time last week I didn’t know who David Harbour was, but now I’m deeeep in the lore of his Architectural Digest home tours videos.

As we enter the holiday craft market season, a gentle reminder: 3D printed dragons are not a craft.

I swear to god

Dreamed last night that Skrillex, an artist I have never listened to and am unsure if he still does stuff, released a CBD drink called Skrelax. “The ultimate in skrelaxation”. Ok

i'm not saying there weren't real problems in '08-'14 but one of the reasons i think bluesky doesn't feel like early twitter is that there aren't fake scandals like obama's tan suit to make fun of

Well, *do* you remember the 21st night of September, or not?!!

Guess I’ll read 1984 again…

TECH COMPANY: “Our new operating system is going to blow your fucking mind. It changes everything you can do, ever. Shit you haven’t even imagined. Buckle up, asshole, because this isn’t your dad’s user interface!”

OPERATING SYSTEM: (everything is slightly rounder)

Why is Eugene Levy in a Tampax commercial

Laugh-cried not once, not twice, but thrice at the Chris Fleming show. #yvr

The worst thing about AI, aside from the theft and horrific environmental damage. Is that it's all so mindnumbingly uncool.

When a man draws Pregnant Sonic, it's a pure expression of the soul. To an AI it's just mathematical slop.

Max Headroom died for our sins.

#AI #AIslop #StopAI #Doom #Uncool

I can

I can

AI art does not exist. It is an oxymoron.

Screenshot from my Notes app of the following banger: You’re like a KitchenAid mixmaster, you have so many attachments

On today’s episode of Why Is This In My Notes App

(yes that includes myself 💅)

Screenshot of news articles talking about the return of pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks

Screenshot of news articles talking about Taylor and Travis getting engaged

Big day for Basic Bitches®

possible contamination with a WHAT

Photo of the book “A Bit Much” by Lyndsay Rush (yes, from the library)

Feeling seen

Photo of Beatrix Kiddo holding her Hattori Hanzo sword

How I feel killing wasps with my $6 electrified tennis racket thingy

What is with this weirdly patronizing social media language directed at women? I am not “in my soft girl era” I am a bitch.