Well, it only took 7 and 1/2 years and some very clumsy climbing, but Smoosh just killed a bug all by himself
28.10.2025 14:35 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@eiseverything.bsky.social
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Well, it only took 7 and 1/2 years and some very clumsy climbing, but Smoosh just killed a bug all by himself
28.10.2025 14:35 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Tell Congress to stand down federal forces and respect DC. You have their ear. We don't. We need you to be our voice. #freedc #dcstatehood #handsoffdc share.google/CCvgiTIR4jCH...
05.09.2025 14:46 β π 2 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0More candy corn for me!
31.08.2025 09:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Because it's delicious, Mel. Because it's delicious.
31.08.2025 09:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just to be clear, I don't want other law enforcement officers or federal agents or members of the military or any of them on either side of the river. I'm just pointing out the hypocrisy of it.
19.08.2025 19:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I CANFUCKINGNOT
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There was a shooting in SE about 45 minutes ago, and we all got off the bus to walk to Anacostia Station (past the crime scene), and let me tell you, I didn't see one officer or agent or anyone who wasn't MPD, and that's just one way you know this is all just an excuse to take over the city
18.08.2025 21:18 β π 36 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0I had totally forgotten about the ancient feral children. Anyone who likes that episode ("Miri") should read *The Country of Ice Cream Star* by Sandra Newman. bookshop.org/p/books/the-...
18.08.2025 00:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Time for DUPLICATE OLD TIMEY EARTH!
17.08.2025 23:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0In the last scene of Star Trek: The Original Series "What Are Little Girls Made Of," Commander Spock turns away from the science station to see Nurse Christine Chapel speaking quietly with Captain James Kirk. A momentary look of longing passes over his face. In this essay, I will...
17.08.2025 23:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is why we need a remake of TOS! So many things to fix.
17.08.2025 23:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Still waiting on an in-universe explanation for how SNW Jim Kirk develops into a sexual predator...
17.08.2025 23:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My new in-universe explanation for why everyone on the SNW Enterprise calls Sam Kirk "Sam," which Jim knows, but then, in the near future, Android Kirk says he's the only one who calls him "Sam" is that Human Kirk slipped in a lot more suggestions than just slurs about Human-Vulcan hybrids.
17.08.2025 23:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0When Chapel asks Spock if he's ever been engaged, he does not answer the question.
17.08.2025 23:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Star Trek "What Are Little Girls Made Of," prepare for your closest watch in 59 years.
17.08.2025 22:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0It is not in fact Kirby time because they are numbering this with the Cage as episode 1. So it's Mudd time!
17.08.2025 21:14 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0OMG send a shuttle
17.08.2025 20:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I forgot about Evil Kirk assaulting Rand. Fuck them for not believing her until Crewman Fisher backed her up. They better fix this with the TOS reboot I believe we deserve.
17.08.2025 20:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It has to have been 25 years since I watched TOS. This was a good choice.
17.08.2025 20:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0TRANSPORTER CLONE KIRK!
17.08.2025 20:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0They are so cavalier about DISCOVERING TIME TRAVEL.
17.08.2025 20:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Oh, snap! I forgot how Spock wallops Kirk, and then Kirk starts talking about Yeoman Rand. Oh, I hope she's going to make a SNW appearance.
17.08.2025 19:57 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0To escape the horrors I'm rewatching the Original Series, and I'm on Naked Time, which is the episode where everyone gets *space madness*, and Chapel just told Spock she's in love with him. Post SNW, I'm seeing it through a whole new lens, and I'm actually choked up. There are real tears in my eyes.
17.08.2025 19:52 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0Judge me on (some of) my favorite wild animals.
16.08.2025 12:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My only caption is "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY CITY"
16.08.2025 12:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is why I have trust issues
15.08.2025 19:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Since I was a kid, I really really really wanted to believe in the Star Trek version of the future, but I think I always knew it was going to be Star Wars.
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