Heathen

Pairing it with espresso: je suis français

Me, at 6am, eating my Bilbo-coded pre-breakfast snack of baguette and goat cheese and fig

I know Winter Is Coming but damn if it isn't wacky to need the window AC unit in October in NH

My kinda dinner. Happy birthday!

🌟 putting on my Battle Outfit 🌟
let's go Wednesdayyyyyy

Me, spending an entire workday getting yelled at by a narcissist: I can afford a little AC, as a treat

The Lorax is basically unreadable to a kid also though. The abbreviated board book version is at least mid

The answer to this is, of course, Dolly Parton's Imagination Library

Here's a Saturday morning confession: I grew up loving Ani DiFranco, but she's never hit the same since I met prosecutors who felt similarly about her

Omg

Sociopathic behavior to just sit in a parked car and watch someone struggle to parallel park in a narrow space right in front or behind you, and yet it happens to me like once a week

I have such High hopes for September and then less than 2 hours into the first full work day and I'm already stress eating chips by the handful like a raccoon

Hurling my phone into the river to stop the incessant parade of work texts

Deleting my fitbit app bc I simply cannot know more about last night

Patricia Lockwood Goes Viral The writer’s new novel, “Will There Ever Be Another You,” is a singular account of losing her mind, body, and art to COVID—and of trying to get them back.

peeing cupid and Corn Man.

"Sun's out, tummy's out!" I shout, the minute I step foot off the plane in Louisville

People are lulled into saying YES because they think the system won't cross certain lines. It CAN and it WILL, unapologetically and with not only impunity but absolute immunity

Like they will lie to you. They will take a 4 hour confession while you are actively delusional. They will tell you aren't under arrest and then after you "voluntarily" talk to them do a cavity search

What's wild to me, every day, is how much more grotesque the criminal justice system is on a procedural level than most people think or expect

I bet you'd get down with greg's

Fast food is crazy expensive now

Sorry kids, no lunch at camp today because mama needs to afford her daily Will To Live

Me, getting news at 730 am that another client is arrested for simple drug possession and held on bail they can't afford: I'm gonna drive into a wall.... OR, I know, I could get a fancy coffee!

Oh i see you said novel... then the Dispossessed

Blood in the Water: a history of the Attica riots (history non-fiction so sellable to the philosopher type, but fantastic and with great politics)

the kids up the street taught my children the tag game "cops and robbers," but my kids know their mom is a public defender, and they grafted onto it a second part to the game, where one kid is the judge, two kids are prisoners, and the 4th is a lawyer that has to convince the judge to let them go

Coming out of a lesbian wedding like... we were the hottest hetero couple there

The mayor showed up while me and the kids were at the playground and, welp, now they all keep saying "I hate the mayor."

Augusta learned most of her dance moves from Wii Just Dance, which means she dances like a young millenial with some disco moves throw in?

Thick thigh erasure