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am i seeing this right? the pig took a shit, and it’s laying on his nuts?

One time at work I was making small talk with the CEO in an elevator and he asked me what kind of car I drove and I said, “A Kia.” And, in a tone of voice I can only describe as “how you talk to grandma,” he responded, “I didn’t know IKEA made cars,” as the doors opened and I never saw him again.

sad ghost 2 legs trapped in store window

saw this guy in a shop window three years ago and hope he's doing ok today or is at least happier

things kind of stink now but you basically dont have to hear that pearl jam song "jeremy" anymore ever unless you actively want to hear it. it used to be you would be hear eddie vedder hooting like five or six times a day and you were powerless to stop it

1 shower, 2 dips in the pool, and 2 dashes through sprinklers today. This is how you Phoenix in September!

Omg 😍😍😍

I love her with my whole dumb heart.

Spotted sweet pittie sleeping in the bed like a person

Spotted sweet pittie rudely awakened and yawning

I leave the bed and am immediately replaced.

the trick to not letting Our National Situation get to you is to have problems with your personal life to such an overwhelming degree that the weapons prospering against you need to form an orderly line and take turns

Glad to see prison hasn’t kept him from his hobbies

Getting Yelled at By Dumbasses The defining experience of fascism.

"America’s entire power structure has been taken over by the very same sort of dumbasses who have been yelling at all of us on the internet for years." www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/getting-ye...

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The Washington Post Fired Me — But My Voice Will Not Be Silenced. I spoke out against hatred and violence in America — and it cost me my job.

Some personal news:

I've been fired from the Washington Post in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk shooting.

Thread incoming.

substack.com/@karenattiah...

So the Washington Post fired Karen Attiah—a Black woman—for doing nothing more than quoting Charlie Kirk's words about Black women?

Is that what I'm understanding here?

Grey and white pitbull poses comically beneath a colorful blanket. Everyone is laughing!!!

She is a comedian.

What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart

ignoring the Kirk thing I absolutely cannot believe they love and will kill or die for this queeny old fart who gushes endlessly about “magnificent ballrooms”

"Charlie Kirk should have been murdered privately" girl what

“.. I can’t remember anyone ever telling me we can’t say anything critical about a civilian like this. He was not in our chain of command or anything,” the officer said.

@nbcnews.com
www.nbcnews.com/politics/nat...

Exclusive: Fed Governor Cook declared her Atlanta property as “vacation home,” documents show A loan estimate for an Atlanta home purchased by Lisa Cook, the Federal Reserve governor accused of mortgage fraud by the Trump administration, shows that Cook had declared the property as a “vacation home,” according to a document reviewed by Reuters.

The mortgage fraud claim against Lisa Cook is false, per documents obtained by Reuters.

Bill Pulte's accusation, the sole pretext Trump used to fire her from the Fed, was that she claimed two homes as primary residence.

These docs show she did not.
www.reuters.com/world/us/fed...

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword

[the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

They're calling him the only american to attain the third formless jhana, the only american to escape the cycle of samsara, and the only american to glimpse nirvana

Racism really is illogical bc how are you threatening HBCUs bc a white man shot another white man at a white rally at a white university in what has GOT TO be one of the top 5 whitest states in the country??? Black people couldn't be further from this if we actually tried.

I love the pig. I also have one

Watching the cable news commentary on the bullet engravings is wild because none of these people seem to realize that the content of the engravings are indicative of extremely online meme brain rot

BLITZER: Now we’re getting reports that one of the bullet casings was engraved with a message saying that if you are reading the casing, you are gay. We must warn our viewers we’re about to show the photo and don’t know at this time whether the engraving is what makes you gay or if it just tells you

Trump better get used to the "Radical Left" because that's the only side of his face that still works.

update: male loneliness epidemic solved

dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints

none of the gotcha examples of "out-of-control scientific spending" bother me in the slightest. isn't science about finding shit out? "they spent a million dollars of taxpayer money to see if they could make mice sexier" okay, well, what was the answer? I want to know too