Brian

(Upon seeing someone’s obvious viewpoint) I‘m kind of an empath

He looks like fuckin Torgo

I kind of wish I were a Chinese laborer. And before you yell at me, it's because I'd get to live and work in all kinds of interesting countries

Waiting 20 agonizing minutes for them to take a sip so you can too

the one we frequent in Montana does

Wet. Let's live

Eating an enormous plate of Indian food while floating in the pool

John Waters' Law

Lonely, childless imp does magical work to save someone's life, has an honest agreement for compensation with no gotchas, and then gets spied on by the very person he helped and winds up with nothing

I feel bad for Rumpelstiltskin in the story

RIP

Absolutely not. I think being around during Twitter Golden Age and the whole lib thing where every political person or event could only be understood through a HP lens gave me a permanent aversion to it

That’s seriously what it’s like. You’d think I’d have picked up more just by existing in our world but nope

Never read/saw any either and the only impact it had on my life is making crosswords slightly harder

I'm aware that what they really want is whites to outbreed nonwhites, but it's "funny" that the people who tell you to have 8 kids are also the ones who crow that AI will do every job except plantation worker by 2035

It really is hard to overstate how surreal the four seasons landscaping thing was. Like the stars aligning and our world and the 30 Rock world briefly intersecting for a time.

(interrupting small child singing) Yeah, i know what a teapot looks like, thanks

Gym 🔹Tan 🔹Laundry

Yes definitely all of the above but very few successful bands have multiple members end up homeless

What was it about Fleetwood Mac that so many members lost their marbles?

I’m very proud of my northwest Montana Strava heat map

Imagine waking up one morning and you could only speak and understand Etruscan

I love the line of women’s clothing that is like I’M A HUGE BITCH FUCK YOU

That’s rough, sounds like he should find another career then

His Dame Duke era remains unmatched

When they are forced to change it back by executive order will these people finally find the peace that has eluded them all their lives?

I seriously do not know. I thought that I had seen the wrong image but I looked at several sources and it’s literally the name with the same color scheme

Am I missing something or did I see the wrong image? Why is it woke?

It's not great but works if you have an address www.antipodesmap.com