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Warren Cantrell

@warren-cantrell.bsky.social

I write film reviews & shamelessly plug my book, 'Obvious Child' whenever I get the chance. SFCS member. Scene-Stealers and The Playlist staff writer. He/Him

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I’ve long argued that there’s 2 kinds of documentaries: good ones, and book reports. This sounds like the latter. Pity!

19.08.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Ebony & Ivory’ Review: Jim Hosking’s Revisionist Anti-Comedy Take On Paul McCartney & Stevie Wonder’s Musical Team-Up Is The Opposite Of Perfect Harmony Anti-comedy provocateur Jim Hosking does a revisionist take on Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder's 'Ebony & Ivory' collab, but there's no harmony here.

β€˜Ebony & Ivory’ is the worst movie I’ve seen in a decade or more. Totally irredeemable in every way.
β€œThis film is like some kind of corrupted, infectious, cinematic black hole that obscures and swallows all other sins in and around it.” Read more if you dare…
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11.08.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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07.08.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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’28 Years Later’ Movie Review Misshapen, inert, and incomplete, ’28 Years Later’ feels like the bad first episode of a bigger story that’s only just getting started here.

My review, as promised. There’s a lot wrong with 28 Years Later, but the misses in the action choreo surprised me the most. Boyle has officially lost his fastball, @scenestealreric.bsky.social

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20.06.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Review coming shortly, but 28 Years Later = stunningly bad. Like, I’m shook. Wasn’t expecting it to be nearly this awful.

19.06.2025 16:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You better believe it!!

14.06.2025 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œYou should have seen the cover they wanted to do. It wasn’t a glove, believe me.”
cc: @scenestealreric.bsky.social

13.06.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Loretta Swit, β€˜Hot Lips’ Houlihan on β€˜MASH,’ Dies at 87 Loretta Swit, who played Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan on seminal TV comedy "MASH," died Friday at her home in New York City. She was 87.

Aw shit. RIP, Hot Lips. This one hurts πŸ˜₯

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30.05.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The Twin Geeks 191: This Is Spinal Tap & Friendship with Warren Cantrell The podcast you like is going to come back in style. Friend of the show Warren Cantrell β€” ofΒ Scene-StealersΒ &Β The PlaylistΒ β€” joins The Twin Geeks for an in-person recording …

πŸŽ™οΈ The Twin Geeks 191: @warren-cantrell.bsky.social joins the show to discuss #ThisIsSpinalTap & #Friendship, two disparate comedies about deluded dudes who just want to rock with the boys, and their need to be taken seriously while being utterly ridiculous. @seattlecritics.bsky.social🀘

24.05.2025 20:16 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Joey Pants!?! Seriously?? Let’s gooooooo!!!!!

19.05.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The literal shithead GOAT

11.05.2025 04:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œOh”

09.05.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same same

07.04.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sometimes I think about the ever-narrowing scope of things I allow myself to give a fuck about, and it worries me. Like, not today, but sometimes.

02.04.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a mistake I will never make again

02.04.2025 21:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Outta gas
Outta road
Outta car
I don’t know how I’m gonna go
I had a drink the other day
Opinions were like kittens I was givin em away

17.03.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Getting older is just the crushing, daily realization that you’ll never have a boss as awesome as Joe from Empire Records, and that your expectations for good management crested at 16 years old.

03.03.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜Reacher’ Season 3 Review: Frontier Justice In 21st Century America Never Felt So Good 6’5’’ brick shit-house drifter Alan Ritchson, aka Jack Reacher returns in the third season of his kick-ass action series for Amazon.

New Reacher season drops tomorrow, and it’s [Larry David voice] pretty, pretty good. Even so, it has some issues in the back half when the changes from the book start catching up with the show’s version of the story. My review: theplaylist.net/reacher-seas...

19.02.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜The Perfect Neighbor’ Review: Bodycam Doc Explores the Consequences of Manufactured Fear In 2020s America [Sundance] 'The Perfect Neighbor': a disagreement between neighbors in Florida takes a lethal turn, w/ police body camera footage probing the aftermath

I'm covering #sundance for @theplaylist.bsky.social and saw one of the best docs I've seen in years. "The Perfect Neighbor" is a startling look at the effects of manufactured fear in Trump's America. Couldn't recommend it more: theplaylist.net/the-perfect-...

27.01.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#cassandro is pretty good…great, even. Was hoping for a little more out of the 3rd act, though. My review: www.scene-stealers.com/reviews/prin...

21.09.2023 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one ever talks about how getting older just means being tired all the time and getting fatter and depressed because your favorite clothes don’t fit any more…just kidding, everyone talks about that shit. And they’re right.

14.07.2023 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

30 years now and 99% of the radio airplay Nine Inch Nails gets is β€œCloser” (ironically, one of their least radio-friendly songs). A dozen albums and at least twice that many damn good songs and still…”Closer” dominates. [sigh]

14.07.2023 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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