Iβve long argued that thereβs 2 kinds of documentaries: good ones, and book reports. This sounds like the latter. Pity!
19.08.2025 16:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@warren-cantrell.bsky.social
I write film reviews & shamelessly plug my book, 'Obvious Child' whenever I get the chance. SFCS member. Scene-Stealers and The Playlist staff writer. He/Him
Iβve long argued that thereβs 2 kinds of documentaries: good ones, and book reports. This sounds like the latter. Pity!
19.08.2025 16:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0βEbony & Ivoryβ is the worst movie Iβve seen in a decade or more. Totally irredeemable in every way.
βThis film is like some kind of corrupted, infectious, cinematic black hole that obscures and swallows all other sins in and around it.β Read more if you dareβ¦
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07.08.2025 03:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My review, as promised. Thereβs a lot wrong with 28 Years Later, but the misses in the action choreo surprised me the most. Boyle has officially lost his fastball, @scenestealreric.bsky.social
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Review coming shortly, but 28 Years Later = stunningly bad. Like, Iβm shook. Wasnβt expecting it to be nearly this awful.
19.06.2025 16:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You better believe it!!
14.06.2025 13:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βYou should have seen the cover they wanted to do. It wasnβt a glove, believe me.β
cc: @scenestealreric.bsky.social
Aw shit. RIP, Hot Lips. This one hurts π₯
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ποΈ The Twin Geeks 191: @warren-cantrell.bsky.social joins the show to discuss #ThisIsSpinalTap & #Friendship, two disparate comedies about deluded dudes who just want to rock with the boys, and their need to be taken seriously while being utterly ridiculous. @seattlecritics.bsky.socialπ€
24.05.2025 20:16 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0Joey Pants!?! Seriously?? Letβs gooooooo!!!!!
19.05.2025 01:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The literal shithead GOAT
11.05.2025 04:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0βOhβ
09.05.2025 00:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Same same
07.04.2025 17:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sometimes I think about the ever-narrowing scope of things I allow myself to give a fuck about, and it worries me. Like, not today, but sometimes.
02.04.2025 21:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs a mistake I will never make again
02.04.2025 21:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Outta gas
Outta road
Outta car
I donβt know how Iβm gonna go
I had a drink the other day
Opinions were like kittens I was givin em away
Getting older is just the crushing, daily realization that youβll never have a boss as awesome as Joe from Empire Records, and that your expectations for good management crested at 16 years old.
03.03.2025 20:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0New Reacher season drops tomorrow, and itβs [Larry David voice] pretty, pretty good. Even so, it has some issues in the back half when the changes from the book start catching up with the showβs version of the story. My review: theplaylist.net/reacher-seas...
19.02.2025 21:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm covering #sundance for @theplaylist.bsky.social and saw one of the best docs I've seen in years. "The Perfect Neighbor" is a startling look at the effects of manufactured fear in Trump's America. Couldn't recommend it more: theplaylist.net/the-perfect-...
27.01.2025 20:29 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0#cassandro is pretty goodβ¦great, even. Was hoping for a little more out of the 3rd act, though. My review: www.scene-stealers.com/reviews/prin...
21.09.2023 21:17 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No one ever talks about how getting older just means being tired all the time and getting fatter and depressed because your favorite clothes donβt fit any moreβ¦just kidding, everyone talks about that shit. And theyβre right.
14.07.2023 19:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 030 years now and 99% of the radio airplay Nine Inch Nails gets is βCloserβ (ironically, one of their least radio-friendly songs). A dozen albums and at least twice that many damn good songs and stillβ¦βCloserβ dominates. [sigh]
14.07.2023 18:47 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0