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@colonelmortimer.bsky.social

Video store dirtbag.

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There's an alternate universe where Sommers wasn't married to the surreally bad CGI aesthetic (which frankly has its place, it must be said) and happily made hit after modest hit.

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This was fun! Geoffrey Lewis MVP.

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In the film's actual opening credits it's "Phatmun."

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Tonight's homework

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Stretchy

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By the way i probably pull in about $3-400/mo. for all the watching/writing/shooting/recording that exists outside of my actual day job. Watching movies for pleasure is luxury time for me.

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This didn't, like, kill the movie for me, but it seemed emblematic/symptomatic of the things I felt didn't work about it overall.

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OK whether you liked it or not (and so glad for you if you did), something I found too distracting to let go of in WEAPONS was that 17 kids up and disappeared and there wasn't a single reporter around. Not even a true crime podcaster. Justine is even able to go to a bar and drink in peace.

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