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matt lynch

@colonelmortimer.bsky.social

Video store dirtbag.

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Night Agent making me think I need to rewatch some old 24 seasons (specifically 3 and 5 and Live Another Day).

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Somehow I had not heard the Day-Lewis Hamlet story until just now.

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I gather that a lot of people are watching The Night Agent because it is reportedly extremely popular. I'm watching and enjoying it too! But I don't think I know a single ofher person who is.

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One of the most boring ones!

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Yeah that's wrong. What cut if any is this?

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And we don't and shouldn't want it to!

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Like if you sent WAVE a nice letter and a sufficient cashier's check they'd totally make you a movie about Princess Jasmine sinking in quicksand. AI can do that too but there's just no soul.

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If you think about it a lot of WAVE movies are based on prompts too.

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2nd DVD I ever bought.

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That quote though is from the amazing moment where the rookie cop gets killed by the armor piercing bullets...another technically tender moment. One of my favorite technically very bad movies.

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"Happy birthday, kid."

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