Aperture Flash Flies Again

A strikingly handsome person sits on a throne, hitting the Skyrim pose, wearing an ornate costume comprising of a suit with a lot of gold designs on it and a red face mask

Y'all my boyfriend went to Carnival in Venice, and they sent me *this* photo.

How am I supposed to behave myself?!

It was decent, they really love to slather the garlic butter on the crust here in the United States lol.
Worked as a leftover cold breakfast too haha.

Fucken Finally.

Yeah, keeps happening lol.

Haha, yeah. Honestly this is the first time I've had to sit this long since I was a door swinger lol.

Lol yup. They gave me an ET of 12:30 when they could take me, but this is the fourth one, so I'm not holding my breath.
I get the feeling I'm probably not making it to Connecticut for tomorrow morning at 8:00 a.m. lol.

Essentially this particular blend that they're doing requires almost full silo of two different types of ingredients, the other one being coconut oil, and the last coconut oil delivery was a day and a half late, and so now they are very far behind.

A medium pizza with a lot of toppings on it

The view from inside the cab of a tractor trailer, showing snow accumulating on the windshield and the road outside

Been stuck at this Ben & Jerry's factory for the last 25 hours and they're saying that it still might be another 5 hours before they can unload me. The weather is getting worse & I am low on food. So I decided to break one of my personal policies in order to pizza directly to my truck #LongHaulLife

Go easy on the groceries.

Oh that's frustrating as hell.

I enjoyed it! It was kind of like a sweet beer. I had never even heard of it before last night.

A white hand holds a brown glass bottle with a yellow and blue label proclaiming "Malta Goya" just before a door frame.

*loud ass pump running*
Receiver: You drink Malta?
Me: Mai-Tai? Haha Yeah, I'd have a Mai-Tai!
Receiver: you know what that is?
Me: it's like, rum and orange and-
Receiver (laughing): it's soda!

Driving is one of those hyper normalized activities for some people that they just seem to shut their brains off for, I'm glad you pay attention 🥰

holy crap. I count ten AFTER I see the full front end before pulling back in, I know you guys have momentum on your side there.

God that is so annoying. I always wait until I see the full front end in my rear view mirror before I merge infront of a truck.

"He should have seen me!" XD

This dude was very close to having my full front end in their back seat lol.

I just don't get the mindset of these people. It's not like he was even trying to make it to an exit, he stayed on that road for like another 30 Miles.

C'mon guys. Be smarter than this.
#LongHaulLife #DashCam #NearMiss

C'mon guys. Be smarter than this.
#LongHaulLife #DashCam #NearMiss

I am, thank you. The mechanic was able to get the door open after about 20 or so minutes of working on it. It's just really set my schedule behind, so I'm probably not getting a full night's sleep tonight haha.
Oh well, worse things happen out there. Thank you for asking :)

Two and a half hours later, my night in a shining GMC shows up

Yeah this is probably my fourth time getting locked out. I normally have a key hidden on the tractor, but I recently moved into this thing and I haven't done that yet.

Hey snow and salt covered International tanker truck sits outside of a fuel pump

Guess who got their silly Frozen ass locked out of their truck?

A snow covered white Chevy Pickup sits in a commercial wash bay.

I REALLY need to get snow tires on this thing. Until then I'll just keep blasting Eurobeat and pretend that I'm sideways on purpose. #SummerTiresClub #WinterDriving #LikeARock #DriftTruck

A snow covered white Chevy Pickup sits in a commercial wash bay.

I REALLY need to get snow tires on this thing. Until then I'll just keep blasting Eurobeat and pretend that I'm sideways on purpose. #SummerTiresClub #WinterDriving #LikeARock #DriftTruck

My Skyline right now is just photos of Greg Bovino and furry pornography......
Please God don't let this cross any wires in my brain.

A mazda three with the snow almost reaching the hood on one side.

This thing's been parked for about 2 weeks and boy howdy, was the snow about ready to claim this car. I'm hoping it's just a bad battery, but I'm concerned it might actually be a bad alternator, considering it died well running when I parked it last. When I have some free money I'll tow it to a shop

Honestly the first time I saw him in that outfit I thought it was AI generated it was so unsubtle.

A tiny man in an outfit designed to make someone with bad morals feel big (Greg bovino standing in his green trench coat in a red lit area)

Do you mean this one?