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Hello! Long haul truck driver, amateur drone pilot, truly bad banjo picker. Expect photography and long silences ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ He/Him and in a wonderful relationship with @starlightserpent ๐Ÿ’“ (My opinions are my own and do not necessarily reflect those of my employer)

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Someone REAL angry at their landlord.
It seems like that's not the only issue. I'm not sure how it works, but there is a burst in a pipe somewhere past the neighbor units backing up into my basement.
I guess J-cloth/feminine products+ grease+cold= burst
This is going to be a long pain in my ass.

10.12.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone REAL angry at their landlord.
It seems like that's not the only issue. I'm not sure how it works, but there is a burst in a pipe somewhere past the neighbor units backing up into my basement.
I guess J-cloth/feminine products+ grease+cold= burst
This is going to be a long pain in my ass.

10.12.2025 02:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm the end unit of a triplex, I purchased a former rental property. Turns out the plumbing is janky enough and old enough that the other two units, which are still rentals, are what are backing into my basement.

10.12.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Y'all should check out my buddies book.

10.12.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A puddle with a black substance at the bottom with two hoses leading into it on a concrete floor.

A puddle with a black substance at the bottom with two hoses leading into it on a concrete floor.

The plumbers have been here for over 3 hours, my house weeks of sewage, I guess I'm ordering a goddamn pizza for dinner tonight.
I don't know what the landlord did to piss the tenants off, but they flushed a shit ton of J-Cloth down the drain. They pulled out almost a full bucket worth.

09.12.2025 23:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A tanker truck covered in patchy snow sits under an industrial awning.

A tanker truck covered in patchy snow sits under an industrial awning.

Next time you see a bottle of Kraft BBQ sauce, think of me.
#LongHaulLife

02.12.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The WORST

02.12.2025 23:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Super disappointed to have to turn down a Chilliwack BC run. My dispatcher has a nasty habit of offering me KILLER loads whenever I need to go home.

28.11.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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28.11.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hahah. I'm pretty sure they're just setting the bead on that one, I will still need to inflate it haha. If I was at that point with my tires I think I'd need to call a professional lol.

23.11.2025 16:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
An arm holds out a coiled orange tube with a glad hand and a Tire inflating Chuck on either end in front of a semi truck.

An arm holds out a coiled orange tube with a glad hand and a Tire inflating Chuck on either end in front of a semi truck.

A Chevrolet wheel being inflated in orange light.

A Chevrolet wheel being inflated in orange light.

One tool that I don't often need, but will never be caught without, is the humble tire inflator Chuck.
Slap that thing in your supply airline, punch the red button, and boom, you got 100PSI in a flash. Just be careful inflating car tires! Lol.
Need to get that slow leak on my pickup dealt with...

22.11.2025 23:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Basically people who think they are "Chads" (strong, powerful self-assured men) but really are duds who take toxic masculinity as a positive trait. They are very often identified by their thin Blue line punisher stickers, among other things lol.

18.11.2025 18:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm really sorry to hear that. I hope things can improve for you soon.

18.11.2025 18:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would wager it's a lot of things. All the extra tech, generally poorer construction standards, cheaper materials, planned obsolescence?
And not every terminal maintains their expensive equipment particularly well either *coughBurfordCough*
so who's to say really? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

18.11.2025 04:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fair enough. I suppose this is a good way for chuds in Dodge durangos to just intimidate people who annoy them and then piss off.

18.11.2025 04:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm actually shocked this doesn't happen wayyyyy more often.

18.11.2025 03:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two pints of Ben & Jerry's ice cream sits on a steering wheel

Two pints of Ben & Jerry's ice cream sits on a steering wheel

The factory has rewarded my efforts handsomely.

18.11.2025 03:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol yeah, at 36 hours it struggles to start. 48? Forget it. Lol.
Sometimes, the thing decides that just stopping at the border is long enough to die lol.

18.11.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Coming up on 6 hours in this loud as bay๐Ÿ™ƒ

18.11.2025 01:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Two stainless steel tanker trailers sit in a bay with hoses running between them and out of frame.

Two stainless steel tanker trailers sit in a bay with hoses running between them and out of frame.

Once again rescuing another load. Buddy's pump stopped working, so we are using our gravity pipes to feed from his trailer to my pump to the customers silo. Trouble is, his load has cooled, so it is VERY thick and slow.
#LongHaulLife #TankerYanker

17.11.2025 21:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Absolutely saving this thread for a later time. :)

17.11.2025 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YUP! Nothing has been a plague on this truck. I was talking with our lead mechanic and next time they have the truck at the terminal for a few hours we're just going to bypass the whole thing lol.

17.11.2025 15:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Mazda 3 with jumper cables hooked up and connecting it to a tractor.

A Mazda 3 with jumper cables hooked up and connecting it to a tractor.

The truck didn't want to start this morning, and like, mood, but we both got work to do.
#LongHaulLife

17.11.2025 15:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A Mazda 3 up on a jack with its rear wheel off, a green impact driver on its trunk

A Mazda 3 up on a jack with its rear wheel off, a green impact driver on its trunk

Small stack of Tupperware containers and foil wrapped burritos sits on a kitchen counter

Small stack of Tupperware containers and foil wrapped burritos sits on a kitchen counter

A TV showing a internet connection screen with the words "connecting to Flying J Premium Wi-Fi." Because I'm so funny and couldn't resist naming my network something dumb.

A TV showing a internet connection screen with the words "connecting to Flying J Premium Wi-Fi." Because I'm so funny and couldn't resist naming my network something dumb.

An orange and black drill sticking out of a hardwood floor

An orange and black drill sticking out of a hardwood floor

Was busy as hell today.
Finally got internet at my house, finally put my snow tires on, did a few small renovations, & meal prepped about 3 weeks worth of food for the truck. My feet are killing me and I'm tired, but it's been a satisfying day. Off to Ben & Jerry's in Vermont tomorrow for a delivery

17.11.2025 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see you, silver Audi SUV, flashing your lights at me in these Montreal streets. I'm not moving over so you can illegally pass me. In fact, I'm gonna drive a bit slower and more carefully. Oh, look at that, a cyclist wants to merge. #LongHaulLife

12.11.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I see you, silver Audi SUV, flashing your lights at me in these Montreal streets. I'm not moving over so you can illegally pass me. In fact, I'm gonna drive a bit slower and more carefully. Oh, look at that, a cyclist wants to merge. #LongHaulLife

12.11.2025 21:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
A short U-Haul trailer advertising Madison WI hooked to a white Chevrolet Silverado sits at a gas pump.

A short U-Haul trailer advertising Madison WI hooked to a white Chevrolet Silverado sits at a gas pump.

Even on my day off I'm pulling wagons. That #LongHaulLife got its claws in me good. Hope the weather holds out for tomorrow ls big move (spoiler: it won't.)

09.11.2025 04:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks. My boyfriend came up to help me move and we managed to find my wallet after retracing my steps. ๐Ÿ’–

09.11.2025 04:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I guess there's no such thing as a convenient day for your wallet to go missing, but moving day feels like a particularly powerful dick kick

08.11.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
The hood of a semi truck surrounded by dense traffic all with their brake lights on

The hood of a semi truck surrounded by dense traffic all with their brake lights on

Oh Montreal traffic....Always giving me time to take a breath, stop and think about life. Whether I want to or not.

07.11.2025 20:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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