Brian Elk 🦌 🇺🇦 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈

They had zero problem understanding the Macarena in 1993. Or La Bamba from 1958.

Grow up!

It would be nice after a day off to return to the office and not have a pile of work sitting on my desk. Just do it while I'm out, that's what I do when you're out. C'mon.

No I actually believe there's at least 14 million real dumb cunts.

I don't think those are actual names but I 100% believe that they could be actual names.

He needs to be lowered into a giant meat grinder

Maybe with a little luck, he too can turn it from a billion dollar paper printing machine to a million dollar ball pit.

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: that’s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

Sadly she utterly gave up on the people. I hope her book was interesting.

Federal judge rules DOJ can ‘no longer’ be trusted in voter roll crusade The judge pointed to a letter from Bondi to Minnesota that tied federal immigration enforcement to demands for voter data as the smoking gun.

🚨NEW: A federal judge out of Oregon has issued a sweeping rebuke of the DOJ’s nationwide push to seize state voter rolls.

The opinion released Thursday concluded that the department can no longer be presumed to be acting in good faith and warned that its conduct threatens voters and states’ rights.

Old Skool #Audio Stack. #Audiophile

Narrator voice, "and they were not in fact, fat."

father era

cover art for Camp Damascus by Chuck Tingle

Back to weekend reading! Camp Damascus by the legendary Chuck Tingle, courtesy of my local library!

#BookSky 💙📚

O! Frabjous day! Callou! Callay!
My federal tax return was accepted and now I owe an additional ~$1500 because of a job change mid-year. So fun.

speaking of I just did my taxes. I owe an additional $2500 this year, so cooooool.

The fact that 39% of those polled still support him is shocking, especially after literally everything. 39% approve of a fascist pedophile.

freedom pills. These people are such fucking nerds

At what point can we stop paying federal taxes

When Tumblr has better user protection, jfc @bsky.app

We're adults sweet holy fuck use the word kill.

Thelma coming in swinging

Do you think the skull mask is standard issue or is it like a fun dress up day for him?

This is the way 💥 ☠️ 🤣

We like thick kream

My cat passed tonight in my arms after I got home from work, following a short illness and shockingly rapid decline. She was 14.

I choose to remember you like this, sweet princess on her tuffet. Hug your babies.

The world is burning, people are starving, people are being snatched in broad daylight and executed in the streets - but look at our celebrities and their fancy gowns at the awards show.

I really look forward to all of their trials