Things I get asked in my job:
"How do I sell a porn script?" π
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I run a writer's group, work at a men's homeless shelter, and play servant to a tiny black cat.
Things I get asked in my job:
"How do I sell a porn script?" π
Raskin: "What we have is the Trump Justice Department organizing itself not around the interests of the survivors -- the people who were victimized by Maxwell and Epstein -- but rather organizing itself around protecting the perpetrators."
07.08.2025 00:21 β π 8115 π 2734 π¬ 203 π 141In the conic in reading, a character is having trouble breathing. It looks like a panic attack. So his compatriot helps him...by giving him CPR.
Yeah. I'll just let that sink in....
The VA is backing a new rule where, if female soldiers get raped by the enemy, they will be forced to carry the seeds of that rape to full term. Also, little girls diddled by grown men must become mothers, too.
They are allowing public commentary. Speak out.
www.federalregister.gov/documents/20...
Now the Trump administration wants to place a nuclear reactor on the moon in 4 1/2 year's time? It's like every dictatorship and dystopia I have ever read about, just with a generous topping of batshit INSANE.
www.politico.com/news/2025/08...
The Flying Spaghetti Monster visits L.A.
26.07.2025 07:04 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is strangely relaxing. Go on, draw a fish.
26.07.2025 06:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me, today (asking about a client): "How old is he?"
Nurse: "Twenty-two."
Me: "He's just a baby! "
Also today:
80 yr old woman: "How old are you?"
Me: "I'll turn 50 this year."
Her: "Oh, you're a baby!"
Age really is just a number and a matter of perspective.
We're always looking at animals carrying things around in their mouths and going, "Aw, so cute!" Do you suppose animals ever look at us and think the same thing?
25.07.2025 23:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The best part of it was when I held a bear and made it wave at one of our old timers. He has a friendly smile he always gives me and others, but I watched that smile melt into something softer, younger, full of memories of a youth long gone. And then he waved back at the bear.
17.07.2025 01:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you bring a bag of stuffed animals to a men's homeless shelter, you will see a bunch of macho, no-nonsense men instantly become children. It's moments like this that makes me love my job. To see them drop their guards and become playful, laughing, slightly naughty little boys is just amazing.
17.07.2025 01:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I just helped a client who I discovered has short term memory loss. Before I even knew this, just as he walked in, my playlist queues up a Chumbawumba song. Yes, THAT one...
πΆ"Do you suffer from long term memory loss? I don't remember."πΆ
Well played, digital gods, well played.
My shelter guys are watching cartoons. Currently, it's Popeye. π I love this place; you never know what you'll get!
11.07.2025 20:21 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Wouldn't it just?
11.07.2025 19:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The Airship Destroyer (1909) is a British science-fiction film about England being bombed by airships
10.07.2025 01:58 β π 226 π 41 π¬ 8 π 1A protestor in white t shirt is seen gesturing toward a Humvee gesturing for it to stop
The protestor stands bolt upright in front of the Humvee that has to stop
ICE RAID UPDATE:
One protestor stands in front of an advancing US military vehicle to try and stop it.
Remind you of anything?
gently: it's fine if you don't love explicit sex scenes in fiction but it would be cool if you could talk about it without sounding indistinguishable from moms for liberty
09.07.2025 17:23 β π 6977 π 2218 π¬ 71 π 82The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe.
Will we listen to his words today?
Oh look, more things English doesn't have a word for. Thank you for explaining my life, Japan.
10.07.2025 20:57 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I mean, the secret police has an official title in other fascist regions, as well. It never stopped them from arresting people without due process, or making them disappear altogether.
:side eyes or sunset new concentration camp:
Heard in passing:
"Someday, Trump will die. He will die, by old age or whatever, and when he does the hair on his head will pop off and start scurrying around. And when that happens, sooooo much will start making sense."
You never know who will come in to the shelter on any given day. For instance, this is Tank. Tank is patient. Tank is the goodest boy. Tank also shares, and he has a drool string just for you.
09.07.2025 20:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Woman in long dress is looking out the window.
08.07.2025 12:15 β π 15638 π 2781 π¬ 222 π 129Why am I so tired during the week? It's a mystery.
06.07.2025 18:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do you think if we got enough spellcasters together we could legit turn Trump into a toad?
06.07.2025 18:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0100%. Haven't had time to watch the video yet, so I'm uncertain if I'll be on board with everything they say, but the premise is solid. For a religion where most practitioners just want left alone, we sally forth onto the cutting edge of politics OFTEN.
06.07.2025 18:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0