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Old Man Josh (he/him)

@scootermonkey.bsky.social

If I don't know you I'm probably going to block you. I like liberal politics, board games, D&D, scooters, ska, St. Louis City, and delicious food. I'm mainly here to follow friends I already know. I have no time for bigots of any stripe.

251 Followers  |  108 Following  |  1,138 Posts  |  Joined: 25.11.2024  |  2.0251

Latest posts by scootermonkey.bsky.social on Bluesky

Checking in. Still Aro-Ace AF.

04.09.2025 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My Dad (84 next month) and my Mom (79 next week) out there protesting Trump every Saturday

My Dad (84 next month) and my Mom (79 next week) out there protesting Trump every Saturday

I have the coolest parents.

17.08.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man with a mustache says who else but josh ALT: a cartoon of a man with a mustache says who else but josh
15.08.2025 12:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I got Apple TV for Ted Lasso and Murderbot Diaries. Both were excellent. Is there anything else on Apple TV I need to watch before I kill the subscription?

14.08.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

My theory is that back in the day they needed a few people like us to keep bears out of our caves

11.08.2025 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Too much ibuprofen is bad for your kidneys. Switch up to acetaminophen every now and then and let your liver take one for the team

11.08.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

On 3rd shift I would go to bed around 8AM and sleep until I was done sleeping. Usually this was around 4PM but it could be anywhere 2-6PM, and I'd have a couple leisurely hours to get ready for work. I miss not being tired all the time

11.08.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I refuse to believe anyone has a fact- or aesthetic-based complaint against wind farms unless they are living right next to one. It's all based on politics, lies, fear, and hate. I literally live across the street from both the emergency warning siren and train tracks so I know it's not the noise.

11.08.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That was the 3/5th compromise, not the electoral college.

08.08.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Saw this again earlier today

07.08.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The key to making this a simple problem is noting that 20 at 36 is 2 at 3.60. However my brain went from 20 to 10 to 1 at 1.80 and 6 x 1.80 and at that point I just looked at everyone elses' answers instead of completing the problem myself

04.08.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn it, Gurathin. How are you so punchable?

I've read most of the books but only watched the first two episodes of the show so far. He's so f***ing punchable.

30.07.2025 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
LITTLE BIG – SKIBIDI (official music video)
YouTube video by Little Big LITTLE BIG – SKIBIDI (official music video)

youtu.be/mDFBTdToRmw?...

29.07.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Up Butt Coconut
YouTube video by Doinkers Up Butt Coconut

My response:

youtu.be/XZK3RIsSJHs?...

29.07.2025 17:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The algorithms deliver marginalized people to bigots in order to generate rage-clicks. This constant stream of abuse will break some people possibly permanently. I think the solution is class-action lawsuits not just for damages but also for exposure

25.07.2025 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a big fan of "second hammer" but "big hammer" does have a charm all its own.

24.07.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Underage women are children. Full stop.

18.07.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I went to a JC show and while the sings are funny individually they are also usually a bit sad. The cumulative weight of them all together was too depressing for me.

17.07.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

3/3 Although if there actually is something being covered up, Donald Trump is the only one who could generate enough loyalty for folks like Bondi and Patel to fall on their swords. They certainly aren't protecting Bill Clinton or Prince Andrew.

16.07.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2/3 Democrats need to consistently highlight their lie and hypocrisy on Epstein without spreading the conspiracy to the Democratic base.

16.07.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

1/3 I think MAGAts took the small fire that was the Epstein case and convinced their followers it was a raging inferno for political reasons. And now they have to explain why they aren't trying to put out the pretend fire.

16.07.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

TBH, I don't see a "MAGA civil war" over the Epstein files. It's more an example of how long it takes to turn around a massive ship when it has momentum. They'll turn it around eventually and people will lose any sense of urgency, remembering whatever is convenient and discarding the rest.

15.07.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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We need a meme where Harvey Korman says MAGA is revolting and Mel Brookes responds "You're telling me, they stink on ice!"

Alas, I suck at memes

14.07.2025 19:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Actually yes, I think they did.

14.07.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You and your favorite album, game and movie. as with all favorites these were chosen based on current memory and mood and are subject to change

14.07.2025 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think three civilizations independently came up with a concept for zero. One of them was the Maya in the Americas. Ancient Mayan sportscasters got tired of explaining the score was "one to not-yet-one" or "one versus the absence of any" so they remade their entire number system. It worked.

13.07.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We need a better name for our space telescope. The real James Webb would be using it to find the space gays while blurring the images of any space Nazis. What I'm saying is fuck James Webb. Fuck him everywhere his telescope can see.

12.07.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Superman warning kids that racism and bigotry are un-American

Superman warning kids that racism and bigotry are un-American

12.07.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The first three shows were excellent. The last three episodes were merely good. The resolution came too quickly and left me unsatisfied and I don't feel like Riri completed the work to qualify for a redemption arc. I think she's still technically a bad guy. 4/5 stars, would watch again

11.07.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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