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Next meeting of Reform MPs:

Pochin: 'HELP, I feel very uncomfortable by the new brown face in the room!'
Braverman: 'It's OK, I know I can never be English.'
Lee Anderson: 'Aye, we all know Suella is a foreigner.'
Farage: 'Indeed. Rest assured we'll deport her when we win.'

All cheer.

historically accurate☑️

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

Luxembourg is only 576, but I imagine it’d because hard to stay proficient at all *four* languages they speak there

Let it unleash a thousand memes.

I call this one: "Donald Trump stands idly by while the American economy passes out in a corner."

Lyra's name displayed in Amsterdam's De Nieuwe Kerk as part of the World Press Photo exhibition's memorial for murdered journalists.

It's an oncoming train.

This is a masterpiece. Simply excellent
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A screenshot of a tweet by JK Rowljng saying "if you are born with egg-producing equipment, even if faulty, it's proof you are a woman." A reply by echobirdy shows a picture of a hen. The tweet says "behold: a woman." JKR's tweet has 3K likes. The reply has 44,000.

JK Rowling has had her Linehan "chair" moment. It was bound to happen sooner or later.

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"

Kendrick Lamar at the Super Bowl wearing flared bootcut jeans that will soak piss up from the floor via capillary action until his shins feel cold

I cannot handle Kendricks 2006 Carlow Institute of Technology mechanical engineering student denims.Bootcut and Flared. Someone get him a pint of bulmers and a snow patrol CD

Broke:
Ireland needs fighter jets and air defence to defend against Russia

Woke:
Ireland doesn’t need fighter jets or air defence

Bespoke:
Ireland needs fighter jets and air defence to shoot down American military planes at Shannon airport

They’ve DerryLondonDerried the Gulf of Mexico

YouTube video by The Bama Lamas - Topic Hungry Teenage Wolfman

I included this song on the 3rd volume of the "Best of the GaragePunk Hideout" comp series that I released in 2011, and I still think it's the Raunch Hands every time I hear it. Really great track. To download these comps, visit grgpnkrecords.bandcamp.com #garagerock #garagepunk #rocknroll

The entire North being classified as "orange warning" is a little on the nose.

The Adrian Mole of Oligarchs Found in the Papua New Guinea Courier, Jan 9 - 2025

Morning all!

I've started a new Substack where I'll be publishing all the exciting world exclusive content that seems to land in my lap.

First up, this week's Letter From London in the Papua New Guinea Courier -
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Billy Childish: ‘I idolise myself. I don’t waste my time idolising other things’ The artist talks about old pop stars, not networking, getting lucky as a painter and earning the right to fart at the table

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