Suzy

Every year we get closer to this happening on the news

One Year Since A Cancer Diagnosis

NEW BLOG: Fucking hell what a year. bit.ly/3XfNJdM

A rain-slick backalley containing two men, both tall and dressed predominantly in black, each walking a cat on a leash

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

Overnight i seem to have acquired a cold. Ted is helping by trying to eat my knees.

Why is the BBC calling Mamdani radical left? Accurate and impartial or echoing Trump's language?

Why is the BBC calling Zohran Mamdani "radical left"? A fair description or an echo of Donald Trump's language?

open.substack.com/pub/mattwals...

Is it really a chill weekday evening without a cheeky trip to A&E?

A large orca charging through some water heading for a seal in a shallow bit of sea/beach. "2026 arriving in 2 months" "Me not being able to process time normally after the pandemic"

👇🏼

One of the lorry drivers at work is a Car Guy™ and we arrived at work at the same time today. Him with his Audi TT and me with my van... I mean, Electric Mini. He was admiring it and I was cringing at the shear amount of nonsense in it.

Went to the pointy pringle Starbucks on the way back from Chesterfield today and the manager called the rest of the staff to the till to show them my t-shirt. It's a bundle of twigs metal font saying "My Nip Nops Are Up Here". All of the staff were delighted by it to my bemusement.

Not a fan of the beeb calling him just "Andrew". He's not fucking Cher. Or Prince.

i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris

A chubby hand holds a circular sticker of a William Morris strawberry thief on a skateboard.

Disappointed in the lack of pencils in the gift shop at the William Morris Gallery but I did buy this amazing sticker

Holiday Inn brekky wipes the floor with Premier Inn but Premier definitely has better beds.

Holiday Inn 1 - 1 Premier Inn

But scrambled egg wins the tie for Holiday Inn.

Really want to do Something™ because chr*stmas and new year. Currently looking longingly and flights to Scotland and Germany.

A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.

It's cold and soggy outside so I'm enjoying a meal deal brekky in the car with the heated seats on. Height of luxury!

They are also intentionally conflating machine-learning and generative AI slop to confuse and try to make GenAI seem necessary. Google Maps traffic stuff is machine learning, not GenAI, for example. Auto-correct is too. Don't let them make you lose the thread. GenAI slop is slop.

This is why I've cancelled my membership (obviously they insisted on me paying for an additional month) and I'm switching to the local independent gym.

This is the instructor that specifically said she's a qualified "pilates and yogalates" instructor. Not yoga. And fucking Better have charged us for the privilege of cancelling.

A screenshot of a yoga class booking dated 23/10 with the instructor listed as Sophie

A screenshot of a yoga class booking dated 28/10 with the instructor listed as Cher

Okay I'm on my yogalates hate again. Better UK switched the instructor again with no notification. My housemate checked it yesterday and apparently it still said Sophie then.

You can opt out via the links in the article.

When the poppy was first adopted as the symbol of remembrance to those who died in a senseless conflict this is EXACTLY the kind of thing they hoped would eventually happen.

proper murder mittens

‘Abject terror’: survey shows 84% of trans people feel Britain is unsafe YouGov poll reveals safety crisis for trans people in the UK

In @yougov.co.uk polling of the trans community, to the best of our knowledge the first of its kind ever conducted, an astonishing 84% said Britain is “fairly unsafe” or “very unsafe” for trans people.
goodlaw.social/ncfw

A crocheted classical point devil tail being help up to the camera. Into he background the photographer has their feet up on a table under a green, yellow and purple crochet blanket. There's some candles on and a cat tree in the background. Sorry, no cat.

Making devil accessories for my Halloween costume 😈

This makes 2012 look sensible.

Watching Greenland on Prime. What in the living fuck is this film and how does it have 77% on Rotten Tomatoes?

Sexy betty crocker cupcake

I made a hot toddy with fireball. I am a genius.