C.L. Dane

Is that Winky (er Blinky sir) from "Santa Clause Conquers The Martians" playing the well....Martian guy? #MeTV #Superman

For some reason, I thought that they were going to do the one that was made into an MST3K episode, but then I realized it was "The Screaming Skull" instead. #Svengoolie

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Hahaha! She is now THE MUMMY!

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Plot Twist - The whole ritual was to remove the censor blurs from her titties. #Svengoolie

Now to fuse the hand to the stump. Brought to you by ALIEN TAPE! #Svengoolie

And the local Bobbies knocked on the dad's door when they smelled the obvious stench of burning tweed. #Svengoolie

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I feel this GIF calls for a scene like this.... #Svengoolie

It's not a Hammer film without a sexy female lead running around in a sheer nightgown on a dark and stormy night. #Svengoolie

Instead of "Blood From The Mummy's Tomb"

....it should be "Blood From The Hot Egyptian Queen corpse that isn't exactly wrapped up as a Mummy."

Rolls off the tongue doesn't it?

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So if you are ever in London and hear wolves howl there is some supernatural bs killing people. They need to add that to the travel guides. #svengoolie

"Something, something, when the planets align, something...." #Svengoolie

RIP Tod.... #Svengoolie

Man, Queen Tara is going to need lots of iron supplements after this whole affair. #Svengoolie

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Oh hey, The Tartarus, maybe The Doctor can help.... #Svengoolie

"We wants the artifact.....our preèecious"

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Tod, face it, I don't think you will be lucky enough to be in her all-male harem if she achieves Egyptian Queen Goddesshood.

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"Where is the hand?"

Here is the hand, want to talk to it?

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Yeah.....yeah "protect" honey...

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It's like watching an episode of Knight Rider and General Hospital do an X-Files crossover. #Svengoolie #Bloodfromthemummystomb

And just like that - she stepped into a "Total Eclipse of The Heart" music video. #Svengoolie

Oh noes! Camera angles and close-up shots! Too Souper Douper Scaries! #Svengoolie

Pretty Privilege is out - Reincarnation of Egyptian Queen Privilege is in ladies!

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Ancient Egyptian Beauty Care was amazing back then #Svengoolie

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Judging from the Bluesky mods on #Svengoolie it seems Valerie Lonne is too hot to handle 🔥

All fear Tara and her tits of steel! #Svengoolie

Margaret staring down at Tara like "Damn, my under-boobs are fantastic"

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Sorry sweetie, daddy is zoned out of his gord right now #Svengoolie

svengoolie's movie schedule, january 2026

#Svengoolie #SuperSciFiSaturday

Oh no, avert your eyes, children, very fake human hand stump w/ fake blood special effects! 😱

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Maybe there should be a viewer's discretion for Sven's singing instead. #Svengoolie