"David"

What is it that causes some people to hold others under their oppressive thumb? What is that causes some people to love and embrace only war and despise peace?

There's no ha-ha button here for me to express laughter, but tee-hee.

He's getting paid to do that?!?!

And when you're____________
And when you're____________
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You whet my appetite.

He's not that rich...

@jeopardyofficial.bsky.social

I'm rooting for the man from Concord, CA. Where I live.

Therefore, he is not complicit.

The Pedo-Files.

"By the way"

Kryptonite is, exactly what it sounds like it is. Kryptonite. From planet Krypton. Where Superman is from. WTF?

I don't blame you one bit.

Their deepfake got to you

Just the twinkling of an eye...

Great idea. Enough of a great idea to earn you a Nobel Prize, if you can do it.

I saw a deepfake.

The Force, The Light!

💯%, To the Maxx!

Are you all ready for Halloween?

I believe you Hillary. Many of us do (I think).

My first trip to the Sunset Strip, me and a neighbor went walking from, starting at Laurel Canyon and we bumped into Mickey Dolenz. We said hi and shook hands. We stuck our head in the Whiskey-a Go-Go. We walked by the Roxy and the Rainbow Bar and Grill. We met Suzy Quatro.

Some people don't like dogs that much.

And... the opposite of that is?

One of the strangest phenomena I have ever experienced, have you ever...?
Forcing someone against their will to do something, and then punishing them for doing that?
Stinky.

MAD is still very funny as can be.

As the rocks are bought and sold...

Pronounce both (all of them) like hibachi.

They wouldn't let us into the White House, that is why.

Deal 'em...