hot.sauce_slump

They should have an attractive meteorologist for nice weather and an ugly/filthy one for bad weather.

What a shot from Vooch

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

All our dads had it right making chili. It’s super easy, hard to mess up, you can do a million different variations of it, turn leftovers into other meals, you can call it your “famous chili” even if you just made normal chili. Incredible invention, the food of myths and legends.

Is it cake?
(I’m watching Is It Cake)

6 7 > 69? people are asking

if creedence clearwater revival didn’t exist then oliver stone would’ve had to invent them

Heavens to Betsy
Betsy to Heavens
Heavens BACK to Betsy
Betsy GOOOOOAAAALLLLLLLL

Two mini fridges and a mini freezer perched atop a counter in a somewhat dated kitchen

Check out the tri-mini-fridge setup in this house we looked at last week.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the GREATEST OF ALL TIME legendary animator, Don Bluth! 🎂

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Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief

neil young landing on water button down shirt

okay i am finally tempted by one of these

why do we need the NBA when my friend Charles can dunk using a ladder

scene from home alone where the old man and kevin are in a church and the man says “you can say hellos when you see me you don’t have to be afraid”

me, talking to the cat i have fed and kept alive for the past nine years

james is indeed "one of the last comedians who cares about comedy"

listen to an album with actually funny bits not just crowd work or anecdotes!!!

One day sooner than later, Sam Altman is going to go viral for a video of him accidentally calling the judge “mom” at his sentencing hearing

its pretty funny that grant hills name has ant hill in it

*Smurfs (2025) opening titles*
*music starts playing*
🎶 In 1984 I was hospitalized for approaching smurfection 🎶

there shouldve been an equally tough halfback named Butt Dickkiss

nothing matters. everything is computer. go ahead and eat that 5th hotdog

hey guys check this out: Jeff Bozos

Bulls draft wish list:

Pipedream: Khaman Maluach

I'm pumped: Collin Murray-Boyles, Noa Essengue

Can easily talk myself into it: Derik Queen, Kasparas Jakucionis, Thomas Sorber, Cedric Coward

I'm bummed: Demin, Wolf, Beringer, Newell

Black velvet painting of blonde Jesus blessing a truck. Looks like Edgar Winter at a toga party

My realtor was looking for items to give my basement a cool retro look for the open house and sent me this, lol

Dear Flight Attendants,
No eggnog? Just say so.
No need for that look.

NBA teams were 0-121 when down by 7 or more points in the final 3 minutes of regulation in the NBA Finals over the last 28 postseasons.

They are now 1-121.

older guy in front of me at grocery store dripping sweat in a tank top with a USMC tattoo just bought a head of lettuce and 4 half price bottles of vodka with an amex black card and his lock screen was a picture of the muppet Beaker

I Know What You Did Last Supper