Sleve McDichael

Sorry I can’t go. I have horse rehearsal. I have rehorsal. We rehearse the horses, all kinds. Usually there are a few of us at rehorsal and everyone has different kinds of horse for it. For horse rehearsal. Rehorsal

antibiotics are cancel culture

also also you’ll remember it for the rest of your lives and what better memory than experiencing the beauty of the world in a new way for the first time on your honeymoon??

also i don’t remember it being scary at all fwiw

you gotta do it!!! i was able to do it in switzerland and it’s super fun, best money i spent on that trip

that’s the handsome boy twist

Kristi Noem in hunter green.

Green Porta Potties to match her wardrobe.

kristi noem as porta potties: thread

a happy guy

A white cat with its mouth open and eyes closed, looking like it’s belching some cranberries. Also it’s wearing a cowboy had

YOU KNOW I’M SUCH A FOOOOL FERRR YOOOU
YOU GOT ME WRAPPED AROUND YER FINGER
DO YA HAVE TO
DO YA HAVE TO
DO YA HAVE TO LET IT LINGERRRRRRRR

Little gray cat paws on a pink bedsheet. They’re very round and small

For your mental health I present: Plum’s paws

he’s the most handsome little man!!!

he is made of sunshine!!

he really said no please

he has his pickle vibes fr

i tell every cat i meet "teeny tiny teeth" whenever i get the chance but it would be a lie to say that to him, i fear

I DON'T NEED TO SEE THE TOE SUCKING VIDEO ANY MORE THANK YOU

today i saw someone laying on the horn because the person in front of them was yielding to oncoming traffic before making an unprotected left turn and remembered that some people really need to learn what a problem is

food poisoning recovery is brat

i mean how could you say no to a little guy named biscuit

this is truly my last boss who did go ahead and sexually harass me

my nightmare

it really does get exhausting convincing myself to turn a blind eye to the unfathomable cowardice of the democratic party every 2 years to allow myself to indulge in misguided hope

in 2025 we’re emerging tremfyant

i got one of those rebounding trampolines and i’m getting a little concerned that my calf muscles are getting too big and strong :/

me to my gf when she starts a new game on the sims and asks for a scenario: a single mom who works two jobs, loves her kids and never stops

so true

banging my fist on the table and sending case files flying as I stare grimly at a giant cork board with a single red string connecting POOP to ASS

every time i want to post on the internet i get so embarrassed but then i see literally so many other people posting on the internet and they seem to be doing great

i’ve started calling myself a little stinky garbage dumpster boy and it’s very fun for both me and my girlfriend

A blurry photo of two cats begging for food. Fishtopher, a brown tabby cat, stands on the floor and looks up, mouth open. Mr Lover, an orange tabby cat, stands on his hind legs and reaches a paw up towards the camera. Both cats are blurry from motion. They are both well fed and a healthy weight, but they do not agree.

good morning from the Breakfast Brigade