Joy of Missing Out

Me too girl, me too.

Oh great, something nobody wants. On brand for these twats.

A woman recently went viral for holding up a window sign during a traffic stop, part of a growing trend of drivers using cards to assert their rights instead of speaking to police.

When the Wampanoag first fed the Pilgrims
they didn't realize
they'd just invented Socialism
for undocumented refugee immigrants.

Happy Thanksgiving.

This is the best thing the DNC could do to insure the most electable candidate makes it onto the ballot in the general election. (IMO)

And he doesn’t have a leg to stand on. Bring it.

Just deleted Facebook and I feel fantastic. 10/10. Zero regrets.

And then announcing running for whatever she decided she wants to run for on J6 will be poetic for the conspiracy theorists.

So, she’s announcing whatever she plans to run for on J6?

So, she’s going to announce her run for president on J6?

Legal experts have been saying this for awhile.

Children will die because of this. Not being hyperbolic.

I have been coming to terms with this for some time now, but thanks for confirming.

And. We can de-center these corporations in our lives.

The truth always comes out eventually. Eventually is now.

Sounds like somebody got to her. I bet she flips.

BOOM: I'm now comfortable making a firm call. Progressive Sarah Dixit defeats conservative incumbent Jon Bingle in the race for a seat in NE Spokane.

Sarah Dixit: 6,291 (50.5%)
Jon Bingle: 6,135 (49.2%)

This is now outside the recount threshold!

Yay! I wonder if he will contest the results? He could pay for his own recount, right?

Time for 8 shitty senators to fall on their swords. Fuck ‘em. I’m ready to out the money I was putting aside for shoring up food pantries to go into primary-ing these spineless wonders.

Or you could go with the original. Warren Zevon called these bitches out 40 years ago.

Queen.

As a pragmatic progressive eastern Washington mom, I’m pretty sure I could primary @schumer.senate.gov and win at this point. Totally predictable and equally spineless. Get bent ‘moderates’ .

Music to my ears.

Wait, now it’s 80 billion? I missed the point where it doubled but it’s hard to keep up.

This is fucking hilarious.

I keep catching myself smiling because I know the worst people in America are having a very bad day today.

Today we woke up to an America that is a little less trumpy.

I think if I take home any lesson tonight, it is that Chuck Schumer’s time has passed.

And it wasn’t even close.

So let’s help our senior citizen’s transition out of government!