Also God: Don't forget to tell people about Hildegard of Bingen.
14.02.2026 04:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@spacecoastweb.bsky.social
Flawed follower of Christ. UCF alum. 3rd gen Floridian. (he/him)
Also God: Don't forget to tell people about Hildegard of Bingen.
14.02.2026 04:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me to God: You got a lot to answer for.
God to me: Enjoy this migraine. :)
It's God-given arrogance. It's an ingrained trait.
It's prolly the reason that God and I talk so infrequently.
Later in the morning, another colleague commented upon my prayer, giving it a glowing review. I should not take pride that I was recognized, (as one might recognize a brilliant chess move), but I struggle.
This guy knows me for the arrogant bastard that I am, and respects me nonetheless.
I used the prayer as a way to remind a colleague to extend grace to those around him, because one never knows what another person is going through.
I generalized what I said, so that it wasn't pointed and could edify everyone seated at the table, including myself.
Extend grace to those around you.
I don't couch my language in rote repetition of religious jargon. God's my friend. We're tight. He gets me.
We're barely on speaking terms at the moment, but we still answer each other's calls any time, day or night.
Was asked to close our Friday men's fellowship breakfast in prayer this morning. Second week in a row.
As always, my prayers center around asking God for help in making us better, kinder, more understanding, and more forgiving.
It's subversive because I speak to God as a friend.
Presented without context.
youtu.be/TSD3POSxTek?...
Stars!
www.starsfaq.com/index.htm
I can't be the only one who sprinkles Folgers Crystals over a bowl of ice cream.
14.02.2026 03:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The alt text should read "aviation *permatex*".
Damn autocorrect.
An index finger extended. The nails and cuticles are filthy. The knuckles are dry and reddened. A half moon laceration a half inch long cuts deep into the upper edge of the nail bed. Aviation permeate stains the wound.
I bled a puddle before I noticed the injury.
My hands are a tracery of scars. Many scars are from unyielding machinery that demanded blood sacrifice. A few are from violence I've done to others in defense of self or family.
_My Girlfriend is a Gumiho_, (2010) > _My Undead Yokai Girlfriend _, (2024).
14.02.2026 02:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Homina homina, awooga!
14.02.2026 02:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0DHS don't need to subpoena jack to find out who I am.
I am that to which they could never aspire to be.
Fuck ICE.
Whether itβs Barack Obama, putting Dijon mustard on a hotdog or RFK Jr. snorting cocaine off a toilet seat, both men made some curious decisions.
13.02.2026 23:32 β π 653 π 74 π¬ 15 π 5The way he said "okay" and went full send is so badass
13.02.2026 23:15 β π 259 π 23 π¬ 12 π 0What's my favorite Disney movie?
13.02.2026 04:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.
"'No, itβs a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check β $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Smell-O-Vision would have enhanced my enjoyment of this episode.
13.02.2026 03:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Charlie and Elizabeth in their gladrags, rifles slung. Totally worth it.
13.02.2026 03:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Charles Bronson just basks in her unwashed glory.
13.02.2026 03:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Elizabeth Montgomery in an episode of The Twilight Zone. Her hand is on her hip She's wearing the uniform of an invader. She filthy. She's a smokeshow.
Elizabeth Montgomery is so much hotter in The Twilight Zone than on Bewitched.
13.02.2026 03:08 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Old school. #techlife #meme
13.02.2026 02:44 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Droopy got that dog in him
13.02.2026 02:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1Blurry black-and-white pic of a shadowy looking man sitting in a rattan chair Text: All my heroes have CIA files. All your heroes have Epstein files.
12.02.2026 03:14 β π 9 π 2 π¬ 0 π 1