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The packages of bakery fresh cookies at my local supermarket have doubled in price since Trump took office. Guys I'm starting to think we really need to do something about him.

Of course, not having empathy is a requirement for joining ICE or the current presidential administration

I don't trust people who call themselves an empath or even just use the term empath. It means they think being empathetic isn't normal.

If he publicly says "Let them eat cake" before his term ends I'm out $50

We may actually have better odds with a military coup the way this administration has been going.

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It's at times like these we should ask ourselves, is it time to begin to think about invoking section 4 of the 25th amendment?

Well, unfortunately, that's a question for the presidential cabinet and our vice president. But I don't think I'll like their answer.

Experts are saying Russia can't sustain the loss of equipment they have been receiving in Ukraine. Russia doesn't want peace, they want time to stockpile their supplies so they can come back in a few years. Trump is fully in Russias pocket at this point.

He probably just took pointers on how to continue to consolidate his power.

Was this even about Ukraine, or did he just want to meet his friend who won him two elections?

You know, I thought he would give me a year or two before I had to bring this back up again

One of my co-workers are trying to make me out to be the cool guy at work. I haven't been considered cool in 20 years, I'm way too socially awkward for this.

Got a new front door. It now opens the other way, and every cat hates it. I did not anticipate this, but every single one thinks it is wrong and scary.

Twitter was made for babies that can't deal with the consequences of their own actions

Four years ago today was probably the biggest "I told you so" moment of my life

...so far

Anna, is this your going mad with power story arc?

Ok, just read the other comments. I understand now.

Wait, do you avoid being mean to followers?

Lighting is way worse than your current pfp

"Is this really a bar? Or is it merely a conversational construct constructed to see what your followers may say to you if they met you in real life."

Are you telling me there's pot in this pie?

How long until this makes it into an Assassin's Creed game?

You're pretty smart, you can be funny, and you have no problem telling idiots what you really think of them. You also have a bit of an ego behind a fair bit of self doubt. But it helps you get through even the worst of what life throws at you.

What are they teaching kids in school these days

Oh come on, I was really hoping this would make someone Erwin Rofl

Mayor of Candyland: So this is it, with this signature I will resign from office and the kingdom will belong to you. I have one thing to ask you Mr Dessert Fox, take good care of my people.

Erwin Waffle: Don't worry, your people will be safe under my rule.

I'm just gonna say it,
Star Wars, Star Trek, and other space ex. sci-fi films and shows are just the modern version westerns. Exploration of the great unknown, criminals and small organizations taking control/ running amuck in largely lawless areas. It's the same stories in a new setting.

They probably read your post and got confused.