Tom Schmidt

What are the odds Sherman is a Trump voter?

I thought a Moose Bar might be what you find floating in Bullwinkle’s toilet.

“Seconds. Oh My God, Seconds.”

Greatest. Headline. Ever.

A TALKING CAT ON A HOT TIN ROOF

Are you guys sure you’re pronouncing Pusser correctly?

Release the hounds!

“Trump” and “naked“: two words that should never appear in the same sentence.

Wait, this didn’t happen in Florida?

Mmmmmm. . . bacon.

Where’s your Messiah now, see?

Jeff Ross: The Roastmaster Generalissimo

Rumor has it Mayor McCheese is in the Epstein Files.

It’s as if Shrek and Sully from MONSTERS INC had a son.

Big forensic analysts, strong forensic analysts. . .

Did they misspell George Lazenby on the DEATH DIMENSION poster?

Let me guess: His code name was Agent Orange.

“So who is this even for?”

You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

Optimus Subprime

Not even Hieronymus Bosch could’ve imagined such a nightmarish hellscape.

Who does Frog get his medical advice from? RFK Jr?

“Most biggest?”

No wonder Skeletor flunked Calculus.

If you don’t mind me asking, how did you manage to remain calm?

To be replaced by. . . ?

You guessed it: Frank Stallone.

I thought it was Nobel, not Noble. Or maybe he means Ignoble.

Wait, there are factories that make monsters? Cool!

Wow, that image is not at all sexually suggestive.