Matt W

"We lived happily during the war," Ilya Kaminsky

Blood Incantation @ Bohemian National Cemetery

Baroness @ Sleeping Village 5/23/25

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Happy May 1st. The value of your labor belongs to you and the actions of the state are best understood as as a coordinated effort to distract you from this. The state fears an organized and unified proletariat like it fears death and rightly so. Power to the workers and power to the people

The Onion newspaper from Tuesday 10/22/1929. Top headline reads: "Stock Market Invincible: 'Buy, Buy, Buy' Experts Advise"

theonion.com/october-22-1...

Everyone wants there to be a grand scheme behind all of this but the terrible truth is that extremely stupid people are in charge and they have a fanatical devotion to wrong, childlike concepts of society and economics cooked up by right wing radio hosts in order to sell tainted dietary supplements

cushbomb tweet: this is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.

this @cushbomb.bsky.social banger keeps climbing the ranks of Greatest Post of All Time

if i wanted to fight someone i would simply invite them outside, where the laws of applebee’s hold no dominion over me

Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous...

Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery

People are making an "L" shape with their fingers to their foreheads at me when I drive around in my cybertruck, indicating they Love the car

A news article headline reads, "White House Plans to Pause $175 Million for Penn Over Transgender Policy." The subheadline states that the decision is part of a broader effort to push universities to end diversity programming and adopt stricter discipline. Below the text is a photograph of a historic building on the University of Pennsylvania's campus, with a statue in the foreground and leafless trees framing the image. The article is authored by Alan Blinder and Michael C. Bender, published on March 19, 2025.

A news article continues discussing the Trump administration's decision to suspend $175 million in federal funding to the University of Pennsylvania due to its policies regarding transgender athletes. The article references a White House social media account announcing the move, citing Penn's support of transgender swimmer Lia Thomas as a justification. A response from Penn states that they have not received official notification and assert they are in compliance with all relevant regulations.

You wouldn't know from reading this New York Times story about Trump punishing the University of Pennsylvania for trans athletes that there are no trans athletes on women's teams at the University of Pennsylvania because the New York Times didn't find that detail worth including

"closing time" by @eve6.bsky.social was a popular song in the 1900s about the nightly shutdown of the internet on school nights. not many people know this

It’s wild that he would say he’s never physically hurt anyone when he literally killed little kids by taking away their HIV meds. Literally. Not hyperbole, not metaphorically, not indirectly. He specifically said “stop paying for this and fire all the people who are doing it” and now kids are dead.

Watching Jurassic Park, where a computer nerd with a debt problem and delusions of grandeur tears down all the safety systems, with no understanding of the consequences, so he can better facilitate his planned espionage and theft.

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]

CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter

Pale Trump Boys Ask When They Can Stop Giving Uncle Elon Blood

Pale Trump Boys Ask When They Can Stop Giving Uncle Elon Blood
theonion.com/pale-trump-b...

When you fire all the copy editors

Trump's own former chief of staff warned the country about this exact thing, at great risk to himself, and the New York Times imes ran it on A14 and buried it

"Have you heard of this planet? Arakkis? DUNE? It's a place that the EMPEROR OF THE KNOWN UNIVERSE is clearly profiting from because of his relationship with CHOAM and I for one am tired of this! Shame on House Harkonnen, shame on Shaddam IV, shame on the entire Landsraad!"

The modern Republican party can accurately be described as a group of child molesters who are stealing from us

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About WASHINGTON—Having thus far caved on eliminating the filibuster, advancing an adequate climate change agenda, and protecting voting rights, congressional Democrats told reporters Wednesday they were si...

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

lol

Just write "tightens his grip" goddamn

Line of cops standing in front of a Tesla dealership

Thank goodness the police are finally protecting people from these extremely dangerous cars.

governments should spend money, literally all their fucking money. on taking care of the people from whom they got the money. on building cool shit for the people from whom they got the money to use, like highways and public works. this is real easy

how can these people be so bad at this

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.