kyle.

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"Let's shag ass."

DAY 3 (i slept most of the day so i didn't watch as much):
- Deep Blue Sea (1999, 3.5⭐️)
- Enemy of the State (1998, 4⭐️, RIP Gene Hackman)

DAY 2 (was in more pain yesterday so most of this is just
what was airing on pluto tv):
- Major League (1989, 4⭐️)
- Three Amigos (1986, 4⭐️)
- Total Recall (1990, 5⭐️)
- Road House (1989, 4⭐️)

THE SURGERY SERIES (which is what i'm calling it as i sit on the couch and do nothing but recuperate and rewatch action movies):
- Crimson Tide (1995, 4⭐️)
- Inside Man (2006, 4.5⭐️)
- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984, 4⭐️)
- Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995, 4.5⭐️)

it hurts to move so i'm posted up on the couch for a Denzel Double Feature of Crimson Tide and Inside Man. could be worse.

out of surgery, back home, and awake

at a movie theater that’s doing a “1994 day.” all movies from 94, music videos from 94 in between. but if they were REALLY real they’d show Knicks/Rockets nba finals highlights

rooting for Canada for political reasons and, more importantly, bc their captain is pittsburgh legend Sidney Crosby.

i found a grey hair in my beard. i have a surgery on tuesday. and i’m rewatching Samoa Joe/CM Punk I. i can’t articulate exactly why but i feel like all 3 of those facts are in conversation with each other.

drugs have taken too many beloved celebrities from us over the years but drugs also have a rare chance right now to radically rehabilitate their image

i love tubi but their commercial placement is egregious sometimes

i'm watching The Music Man on tubi and literally every commercial break has occurred in the middle of a musical number.

if the gawd Mac McClung doesn’t wanna come back next year, then it’s time to start putting defenders in there and make this a Posterized Contest

we can save the dunk contest if we can just clone three more Mac McClungs

now we never have to see that lil weak ass dunk ever again.

Mac McClung, former Lakers legend

chinese theater, hollywood, california, 1977

chinese theater, hollywood, california, 1977

i left Indiana but Indiana hasn’t left me. that’s right baby. i’m rewatching Close Encounters of the Third Kind

The Band gives the performance of a lifetime, Neil Young and Joni Mitchell kill it, Bob Dylan has a cool hat. and still Muddy Waters blows them all off the screen.

reigniting the Wicked sing-a-long discourse by belting each line of “Mannish Boy” at this screening of The Last Waltz

Tubi is the Home of Super Bowl LIX

You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles.

in case anyone was wondering, the Muppets Tonight episode with Billy Crystal includes a Harry Met Sally parody where Ms. Piggy fakes a prolonged sneeze.

my review of The Brutalist: theatrical intermissions are cool and we should use them more frequently.

i have come to the conclusion that GCW Hammerstein shows are cursed and should not be attempted again.

i'm like 75% sure that Dr. Redacted is a Dan Hentschel character.

2 things about Collision tonight:

1. Christopher Daniels is super washed but him and Hangman might've put on the 2nd best match of the year so far
2. Dustin Rhodes vs. Adam Priest would go crazy in DPW.