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Purveyor of fine spacecrafts. Nap aficionado. Opinions expressed are never my own.

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Godzilla Minus Zero: Godzilla Minus One Follow-Up Gets a Title Nobody Can Explain (Yet) - Reactor What do the math nerds think about this use of numbers?

Godzilla Minus One was one of the best films of 2023, so we're pretty excited that it's getting a follow-up: prepare yourselves for Godzilla Minus Zero!

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03.11.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI already have enough hobbies, but thank you for sharing yours.”

(And I used to *run* Gentoo. That’s what convinced me that I was not interested in Computer as such, but in using Computer to do things. May have correlated with me getting my first job, and my time becoming valuable to me)

24.10.2025 10:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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19.10.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Conrad the Raccoon - Heritage Toronto We honour and mourn Conrad the viral Yonge Street raccoon who died 10 years ago this month.

It has been foretold!

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13.10.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At Nuit Blanche, and overheard a man with a microphone doing something that was either a slightly-edgy spoken word piece, or a hate crime.

Could only hear snippets, so it’s hard to tell, but given he stopped mid-sentence, and I think there was security present, odds are on β€œhate crime”.

05.10.2025 03:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slop sommelier?

Or did I pick that up from you?

07.09.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Taking of our engineering hats, and putting on our management hats.

07.09.2025 00:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gallon drums of pudding

02.09.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I particularly enjoyed the β€œSpider” episode of From The Earth To The Moon.

No idea if that’s how Grumann worked in those days, and my experience is in much smaller companies doing smaller-scope projects, but the overall feel of β€œhere’s how a spacecraft gets designed” feels right.

28.08.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If God’s love is infinite, why can’t Satan’s molars be as well?

21.08.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Best Final Fantasy 7 ever made.

20.08.2025 17:05 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Run Lola Run?

(If β€œ1998” counts as recent, of course)

18.08.2025 21:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œHyperbolic”? It’s elliptic at most.

16.08.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This may need more money than a simple β€œangel” can provide, and you may need a higher-tier investor. Perhaps some sort of β€œpiss Christ”.

05.08.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The God of War franchise has always been about mature themes, though exactly what those are has changed.

In 2005, it meant β€œTITS!”.

In 2018, it meant β€œwhat does it mean to raise a child well?”

04.08.2025 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œFour assholes, interlinked”

03.08.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, yes.

But.

It also means that my plane can land in near zero visibility, we can monitor seismic faults with remarkable accuracy, and I can send money to my friend on the other side of the globe.

To quote someone from a million years ago: β€œa sword can become a plowshare”

30.07.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWhat if Ron Pearlman narrated your life?”

(Not actually Ron Pearlman, but the vibe is very much there)

29.07.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello, I’m the Chief Engineer at an aerospace company in a film. I have a blackboard on which I’ve written Newton’s law of Gravitation, and have drawn Newton’s Cannon. I can communicate with a satellite using Morse code. I’ve built a fully functional single stage to orbit vehicle in my back yard.

28.07.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had the pleasure of playing this on what I think is original hardware a few months ago. Still a fantastic game, and absolutely horrifying when you stop to think about it for more than a second.

Couldn’t make myself play a second credit.

27.07.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Possibly my favourite museum in Paris.

16.07.2025 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I probably should finish hate-playing Rebirth.

01.07.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is hands-down the best Final Fantasy 7 I’ve played in over 25 years.

01.07.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know who else was 33? Everyone on the Expedition that defeated the Paintress

26.06.2025 14:19 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I read Bujold as, if not left-wing, at least not β€œfar right”.

Yes, yes, β€œimperium” and β€œhereditary aristocracy”, but not necessarily presented in a good light, and *very* aware of its failure modes.

13.06.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Nothing that can’t be fixed with a Sawzall and a sufficiently large tugboat.

11.06.2025 18:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A man of taste.

Also of high sodium, but you can’t win them all.

22.05.2025 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Needs an β€œEnnui” stat to top it off, I think.

Maybe in the DLC.

22.05.2025 10:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, sure. The game text happens to translate these slightly differently, which gives the theme rather than the literal translation.

You can tell that this is French-French, and not Quebecois, because there’s not a single religious reference.

20.05.2025 11:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am particularly enjoying the fact that they don’t always translate (but they always transcribe) the swearing.

So you get β€œmerde” -> β€œfuck”, but β€œmerde de putain” is left as-is.

Entertaining *and* educational.

20.05.2025 10:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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