Kayli🏳️‍⚧️

A yellow bumper sticker sitting flat on a black wooden table. It reads: ''' 𝑲𝑬𝑬𝑷 𝑯𝑶𝑵𝑲𝑰𝑵𝑮! 𝓘’𝓶 𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓽𝓸 SUPER MARIO GALAXY ORIGINAL SOUNDTRACK ♪ 𝒷𝓎 𝑀𝒶𝓇𝒾𝑜 𝒢𝒶𝓁𝒶𝓍𝓎 𝒪𝓇𝒸𝒽𝑒𝓈𝓉𝓇𝒶 ♪ ''' To the right of the text is the cosmic silhouette of Mario with a conductor’s baton from the official album art.

New bumper sticker arrived

If we have to pay to rent movies again on a subscription service, we should just reopen Blockbuster.

Sony Confirms Spider-Man Spin-Offs Reboot Sony Pictures CEO Tom Rothman has confirmed that the studio will reboot its cinematic universe of “Spider-Man” spin-offs following a number of box-office flops. Appearing on Matt Belloni’s The Town po...

This is great news! We will all DEFINITELY go see Morbius in the theaters this time, we promise.

www.darkhorizons.com/sony-confirm...

do you care about trans people?

cool!
cancel your new york times subscription!

oh, but you just play the games? thats the worst argument you could've made!
go fuck yourself!

another year another resident evil game i REALLY want to play but i am a certified Weenie who can't do horror!

Vet assistant lady kept trying to make eye contact while asking me questions.

But I'm wise to her neurotypical extrovert, black magic, soul stealing ways.

I stare intently at my cat's butt to counteract her powers.

I've long listened to my wife talk about armored core and here I am playing my first armored core game on the merits of finding an insane hack on [emu site that doesn't need any more attention]

i fucking love asset reuse. i wish all 3D zelda games came with a direct sequel where every character is just a character from the previous game that came back wrong.

mobile gaming is stupid because something like Mewgenics (an actual video game) is something i’d actually play on my phone, but instead mobile games are gamble slop made by people who hate you

It is cold, Lucky has assumed direct control of the blankets on my lap.

Lap Lad™

At 4:30 a.m. today, I didn't understand why my owner was still asleep when Monday was already shining brightly inside me. Without me, she would sleep through the life, so I gently let her know that it was time to start the day. While she was earning money, I slept peacefully.🐈‍⬛
#cats #catsofbluesky

always funny seeing this one come up in the wild... i made this in the bathroom of my job in 2018. however it took me another 10 months to quit that job because it is hard to take your own advice

We're at the blaming women stage of the moral panic over autism.

i love Minneapolis so much

I will not vote for Gavin Newsom.

The Adventures of Teebo A TALE of MAGIC and SUSPENSE Written and Illustrated by Joe Johnston

The guy who directed Jurassic Park 3 and the first Captain America movie also did this book about a lil Ewok named Teebo and I think that’s neat

noise pollution causing actual real physical health problems in humans is one of those things that sounds fake but isn’t

is everyone ready for the eternal panopticon

Nintendo needs to bring back game boys. I miss having handheld systems so much and the switch doesn’t count

lol. and furthermore lmao

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

See now THIS guy is cheesed to meet me

CORK REJOICE
IT IS ME
I've been invited to Kaizoku-Con as a special guest!

I've wanted to go to Kaizoku for years so I'm absolutely HONOURED to be there this year!

The number of Americans who can’t comprehend the fact that voting is a constitutionally protected right and the at the other things that require a photo ID and proof of citizenship or legal residency are not is just baffling

if dog so worried about being vacuumed up why dog always in front of vacuum

Airport security be like: Uh....... your feet are looking extra suspicious....... I'm going to have to ask you to take your shoes off....... uh, no, the government shutdown means you can't use the line where you DON'T take your shoes off.......

jc denton: paul, i've got a new catchphrase.

paul denton: which is?

jc: "welcome to the wikipedia experience, bitch." and then i shoot them.

paul: what is this supposed to convey?

jc: well, i'm still working on that part. but they'd be dead, so maybe it doesn't matter.

paul: mmm.