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Boycotting subway over the matildas subway ad tbh.

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Something finally went right #hottest100

Ok brat was unskippable and the votes were devastatingly split … the only explanation for this #hottest100

Guess no one loves doing a little key or doing a little line anymore ??? #hottest100

35 & 36 ???? FOR CHARLI??? THE PARTY SCREAMED #hottest100

I’m sooooo affluent lesbian coded, i should make more money xx

Me, seated at a small bar drinking rosé on a thursday evening: “oh there’s this therapist who goes to my pilates studio who you would LOVE”

and if the reboot isn’t true to life with 75% of the players being lesbians i’ll riot HARDER

If the ted lasso reboot doesn’t focus on the afc richmond women’s team i’ll RIOT

I may learn to dj this year so i can dj my own 30th birthday party (which may be on a boat) (which i may have chosen so no one can leave early)

and i REFUSE to spend my free time talking about it!!!!! Greenland will be fucking fine !!!!!

I am tuning out of trump. Idgaf what stupid dumbass shit he’s saying in press conferences, if stuff actually gets put in motion & wheels start turning, text me and i’ll reengage. I’m not extrapolating on his every fucking word for 4 years, it’s all a distraction from the actual shit he’s pulling

Nvm i’m

Nvm, i’m full of shit !

Yes, i have always said this

Man it’s hard being a sydney fc supporter rn (womens) (obviously)

Need it to be the last week of december now, already partied too hard, afraid for the rest of the month

I said it on twitter and i’ll say it here: get that subway ad taken down asap, it is an abomination. #ausvtpe

My last friend on bereal has stopped posting. It’s so dark here.

WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE FOR A YELLOW FUCKING CARD #AusVBra

Me and my partner are going to gentrify kellys in newtown. Watch this space 🫡🤳

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My friends have begun to migrate here … it’s time to get used to Her interface 🫡 #blueskyforever #untilotherwise

Made in god’s “perfect” image?? Does god also have impacted wisdom teeth??