Mitch

I really hate how much I’ve been enjoying reality TV lately. Traitors is just fun, y’all!

Would you like a banana in 6-8 weeks? These might be ripe by then!

Based on my workout stats I’m really good at working out on Monday and then skipping the entire rest of the week but! Still proud of myself for lifting the heavy metal things over and over again.

8 hours of meetings, 0 hours of work

Well, I guess I’m 34 now. Birthdays are weird!

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Woke up at 4am in a panic over a drunk text I couldn’t figure out how to un-send. Except the text and the drinking and all of it was a dream, and now I’m just Awake :)

A strength workout yesterday and a 6K run today? Is there some sort of award for willfully exercising two days in a row because I feel like I’m better than everyone right now

You ever wake up and just, like, immediately ruin your own day? Let the record show that if today is a meltdown day, it was My Own Fault 🤡

I used ChatGPT on purpose, and it actually... helped? I feel gross.

Reached out to a tattoo artist I’ve gotten work from in the past about setting up an appointment, and he asked if this would be my “first tattoo” and if so he could “answer any questions I have.” Good sir, my dude, I’ve lost count of how many tattoos I …
https://bartlett.pro/blog/2025-04-23-21-24-23

Okay tonight’s episode of Wheel of Time had me crying 5 minutes in and I basically wept the entire episode. I really hope I’m not the only book reader who had this experience. DAISE 👏🏻 FUCKING 👏🏻 CONGAR, ladies and gentlemen!!! and LOIAL!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! I may need to take tomorrow off in mourning

Yes and, ever tried thickening a sauce/stew/gravy with a little instant mash powder instead of corn starch? it is Delightful

Step 3: find one (1) cute outfit, and go to the gym. Commit to doing laundry every day I guess idk

Step 1: buy a gym membership. Step 2: panic because you don’t have any cute workout clothes

It took me like half of that book to feel like I had any clue what was going on but I’m on Words of Radiance now and it’s so good 👌

Booking a tattoo appointment is so exciting as long as you don’t look at your bank statement first

Big thank you to my partner, a couple of friends, and a v good therapist for getting me through 2024. I have no hope of making it to midnight tonight, but here’s hoping 2025 is less of a shit show 🤞🏻

Me and Jer were talking about Pokémon tattoos do you want to get a Pokémon tattoo we should all go get Pokémon tattoos

Saw a man talking on the phone while using a urinal today. Junk in one hand, phone in the other. I don’t want to judge (out loud) but, what the actual fuck

First block-in layer complete, sans eyes because my brush was too big and I got tired. I feel like I'm almost starting to get better at skin tones 😅

My tolerance for sustained artistic effort is like, an hour or two, max.

Trying to get my site to crosspost to here and Mastodon but can't seem to get it working. Which is annoying, since the apparent ability to do that is the only reason I signed up for this to begin with 🙃