Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
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For a politician, the potential confusion might be risky.
I mean, is she selling her soul, or only her sole?
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New Year's Eve
Kashmir · The Good Life · Song · 1999
On this most Marmitey of festive days, I again warmly invite you to listen to one of the more delightfully dark New Year songs.
(Might as well do the whole album while you’re at it)
open.spotify.com/track/6kNHMm...
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
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