Cam J

All this, but also like, just rewatch Robin Williams movies? Like, you don’t need NEW stuff from a dead person to remember how good they were.

Image of a box of Bisquick™️ pancake mix.

“But pancakes aren’t even hard! It’s like, 5 ingredients!” Wow that’s crazy, hey while you’re here could you pass me one (1) egg?

It only happened once

Today’s my Friday, and then it’s all Saturdays until Tuesday, which is Sunday.

Such talent! Such humility!

Photo of my tv playing Hades 2. In the corner of a room is a pile of things on a shelf, and at the top is a portrait that looks a lot like Alex Krokus Frog Wearing Lipstick character.

An @alexkrokus.bsky.social cameo in Hades II??

Poor Rodolfo; poor Mimi

Buddy couldn’t handle it?

Reached the second boss in the same one. Reached the point where I worry I might be doing…too well? Part of the game is the repetition, so is it bad if I’m like, half good at the game in the first place? (Not a brag, I swear)

Beat ‘em. Not sure which run it is, maybe like, 6? 7?

Made it to the first boss on my first play of Hades II. Not something I could say about Hades.

Might be fun to buy a Four Loko shirt and wear it “ironically.”

lol “you had to be there, but we don’t know anybody who was there, so we’ll never know.”

If you’re sad when the clown dies, that means it wasn’t a good clown. A clown being killed should always be accompanied by a cathartic relief.

A stage bathed in chilling red light, which washes out over the visible audience. Standing in front of the stage in a normal, white, unflattering spotlight is yours truly, looking nonplussed.

Had fun at the Vampire Circus last night.

Photo of a vintage illustrated book cover, a naked woman mourns her naked boyfriend(?) who is lying on the ground unconscious, presumably dead, as many skeletons loom over him victorious. An award with a review are featured at the top of the cover: INTERNATIONAL PISS AWARD "Pee came out fast." - SIGRIN GROWTH Book title and copy read: SKELETONS FUCKED UP MY NAKED HUSBAND AN EVENING OF LOVE-MAKING TURNS INTO GRAVE-DIGGING WHEN JEALOUS SKELETONS SHOW UP AND BEAT A MAN TO DEATH FOR TRYING TO NUT ON A FULL MOON BY HERMAN FILTH

it’s time

Nine days left. Single digits. Nine fuckin days.

In restless dreams I wore cologne
Narrow streets of cobblestone

What happens in my inbox is none of my business.

Can’t wait til this wedding is over so I can turn my email notifications off again.

Cam's Halloween Jam

I love the idea of a playlist being a living document. Always growing and changing.

Anyway, happy Halloween. I bet you there’s a few songs on here that surprise you.

other words should work like the word "fish." i'm going to go beering this weekend and i hope i beer a beer out of the lake

Cam's Halloween Jam

I love the idea of a playlist being a living document. Always growing and changing.

Anyway, happy Halloween. I bet you there’s a few songs on here that surprise you.

WHALING on the salad spinner. It’s never seen anything like this

Screenshot of a video post from “All In with Chris Hayes,” with the caption being a quote from Rep. Ocasio-Cortez: "They are underwater across the board, and they know it. And that is causing them to double down in public. But it is backfiring. That is why—whether it's a shutdown, whether it's all of this—they want us to blink first. And we have too much to save." Below is a video clip, in which the thumbnail preview is on a frame where she is very fully mid-blink.

Ok, but this thumbnail is just cruel @aoc.bsky.social

Just a little reminder that “wear whatever you want, just keep the kids out of it” was always a lie.

Wasting Time

Sure, blink is still good, but they used to be so good.

“I would never feed myself and not you and then tell you about it.” -Sarah, telling me she loves me.

They play cricket! On the Galapagos!