MAGA are the kind of people who would show up to Carmen and then bitch that it was in French

Ummmm…you what?

Not even a punter???

I think I heard Donald Trump shitting his pants halfway through the halftime show.

I think its winning message is “Be like Mike Tyson!!!”

Good morning. The President of the United States was in the middle of the most serious child sex trafficking ring of the last quarter century.

He is referenced not a dozen times in the case files. Not 100 times. Not 1,000 times. He’s referenced 38,000 times.

Literally DOZENS (2) marching to save California’s endangered billionaires. I guess somebody has to love them

While you’re dealing with your toxic work environment, the gals at Jacob Liquor Exchange in Wichita are having a blast filming content.

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

💯

I’m not sure we’ve properly addressed how profoundly disturbing it is that America can largely shrug at the stashing of human beings in giant warehouses.

In case you're confused, 45 doesn't like Black people. At all.

The extent to which this administration personally targets and continues the assault on people who embarrass and shame it is particularly despicable.

Dear Director Ratcliffe, I write to alert you to a classified letter I sent you earlier today in which I express deep concerns about CIA activities. Thank you for your attention to this matter. Sincerely, Ron Wyden, U.S. Senator

Sitting U.S. senators don't make letters such as this one public unless they feel a paper trail is needed to inform the public.

Not great. Really not great.

h/t Sahil Kapur

I have finally found my constitutional soulmates.

But were they missteps? Really?

ICE agent: “I fired 5 shots. She had 7 holes. Put that in your book, boys.” 😳

Three rules in FBI firearm training:

1. Always point your weapon downrange
2. Do not point your weapon at anything you do not intend to shoot
3. Don’t put your finger on the trigger unless you intend to shoot

Guns are not for threatening compliance for unarmed people doing things you don’t like

We are a fortunate country in at least one respect- our judges on the federal bench.

Much easier to believe that men went to war over Lupita Nyong'o than to believe a bunch of Ancient Greek men were hairless.

LOL, these fucking people. Just shameless.

“But as you know, it is not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein.”

CNN is reporting the real reason Trump is closing the Kennedy Centre for two years is not for renovation: “the Kennedy Center does not have a 2026/2027 season. There would not have been any programming to announce."

“I am threatening to bomb a school because the government was told to release a five year old child it kidnapped”

think about the choices that have led you to this place for five goddamn minutes

Bad Bunny with a powerful anti-ICE speech at the Grammys 🔥🔥🔥🔥

"Before I say thanks to God, I’m going to say ‘ICE out.’ We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we’re not aliens. We are humans and we are Americans."

Democrats in Congress need to immediately appoint an adhoc bicameral working group to organize civil society and the legal community to stop Trump's ongoing desecration of our national monuments and the Capital. This has gone too far. Congress must step up and fight.

Foreign countries are bribing our president to sell out the American people.
 
Trump family businesses made $187 MILLION from this deal, and just months later he gave the UAE some of our most top-secret AI tech.
 
They are selling our national security to the highest bidder.