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Hi I'm James, any/all || I'm ๐Ÿฆฌ ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™ || 1/4 of the podcast Dangerous Times at Chillhaven High || ๐ŸŽฎ Femmeboy Advance SP ๐ŸŽฎ ||

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are we meant to not like Running Man? I thought it was fun and silly, a good solid crazed dystopia with messaging that hits you over the head a bit. Felt a bit like Gamer but even less subtle about it

23.11.2025 02:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 256    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 24    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

this is major tom to ground control

my tummy really hurts

and im shitting in a most peculiar way

and the bathroom's very different today

21.11.2025 00:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
@athleisure_monk
scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien
3:28 AM โ€ข 2016-06-03

@athleisure_monk scully: victim died of multiple stab wounds mulder: *throws her a file* ever heard of the knife alien 3:28 AM โ€ข 2016-06-03

20.01.2025 14:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 286    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can I make it any more obvious

15.11.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 392    ๐Ÿ” 47    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The King doesn't miss

15.11.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really enjoyed Haha, You Clowns so I thought I'd give Smiling Friends another chance, and it came off even worse watching right after Clowns

12.11.2025 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
esquire article with headline โ€œwhy does gen z love rumours so much?โ€

esquire article with headline โ€œwhy does gen z love rumours so much?โ€

every generation loves Rumours. itโ€™s fucking Rumours

09.11.2025 02:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8401    ๐Ÿ” 1541    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 155    ๐Ÿ“Œ 225

This reminds me of how I felt when I saw a commercial for dish detergent with the slogan "Dish Differently," meaning: don't wait for ur washer to be full! Run it at half empty! Dish different! And I went into a blind rage about how transparently this was just the company saying "use more soap!"

06.11.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Me and my roommates dog, a large tan lab/corgi mix, and a small black and brown Chihuahua/dachshund mix. They're lounging together on a couch in a way that really highlights their size difference

Me and my roommates dog, a large tan lab/corgi mix, and a small black and brown Chihuahua/dachshund mix. They're lounging together on a couch in a way that really highlights their size difference

The boys are giving real big Two Stupid Dogs energy right now

05.11.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Cancelled, no contest

04.11.2025 06:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

congratulations to the Dodgers, who are originally from Brooklyn, making this yet another win for beautiful New York City

31.10.2024 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 284    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

not to be all i freaking love science or reddit atheist about this but i think it's probably bad how much space obvious quack shit is on the left. like you wanna play astrology that's fine but as soon as you claim you're healing people with zoom reiki sessions you shouldn't be taken seriously

30.10.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1057    ๐Ÿ” 107    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 31    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didnโ€™t have social media growing up, and thereโ€™s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didnโ€™t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and youโ€™ve got to live with it now. Thatโ€™s tough.

VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, โ€œFor the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say itโ€™s because your dad was a fool. Donโ€™t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but Iโ€™m not now.โ€ Thereโ€™s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and thatโ€™s the very thing we preach against โ€” being a sheep. And thatโ€™s what I was doing.

https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didnโ€™t have social media growing up, and thereโ€™s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didnโ€™t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and youโ€™ve got to live with it now. Thatโ€™s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, โ€œFor the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say itโ€™s because your dad was a fool. Donโ€™t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but Iโ€™m not now.โ€ Thereโ€™s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and thatโ€™s the very thing we preach against โ€” being a sheep. And thatโ€™s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

21.10.2025 15:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18042    ๐Ÿ” 4748    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 140    ๐Ÿ“Œ 331

ahhhhh this makes me so happy

23.10.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 211    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Pink and purple tinged drawing od an anime girl jumping with joy in her room. White impact font over the image says: "im self undiagnosing. nothing is wrong with me. yay!!! (Three pink heart emoji)"

Pink and purple tinged drawing od an anime girl jumping with joy in her room. White impact font over the image says: "im self undiagnosing. nothing is wrong with me. yay!!! (Three pink heart emoji)"

19.10.2025 04:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.

A four-panel image of Anita Bryant being pied in her sanctimonious face by gay rights activist Thom Higgins, 1977.

Happy Anita Bryant Humiliation Day

14.10.2025 20:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5497    ๐Ÿ” 1370    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 76    ๐Ÿ“Œ 86
Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. โ€œOkay, Iโ€™m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. Youโ€™re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the carโ€™s okay, Iโ€™ll give you another cookie.โ€

Screenshot from Columbo. He his talking to his dog, which is sitting is the drivers seat of a car. โ€œOkay, Iโ€™m gonna put you in charge. You take care of the car. Youโ€™re a responsible dog. When I get back, if the carโ€™s okay, Iโ€™ll give you another cookie.โ€

โ€œIf the carโ€™s gone,โ€

โ€œIf the carโ€™s gone,โ€

โ€œIโ€™ll give you another cookie anywayโ€

โ€œIโ€™ll give you another cookie anywayโ€

โ€œbecause I love you.โ€

โ€œbecause I love you.โ€

Happy Columboโ€™s Day

13.10.2025 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7708    ๐Ÿ” 2588    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 32    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55

People Under the Stairs is his best movie, period

13.10.2025 07:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

07.10.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5165    ๐Ÿ” 1652    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 23    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

I haven't watched the sequels in a minute, but I would say if you enjoyed 2 you might not like 3. Basing this on the fact I wasn't crazy about 2 for being too similar, and I remember liking that 3 went a weird direction

06.10.2025 05:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But... the 7 is a gun. Why are we removing the guns from the posters for movies about a guy who solves problems by either fucking them or shooting them? Sometimes both.

03.10.2025 14:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 256    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Avery Brooks is 77 today

02.10.2025 16:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 497    ๐Ÿ” 132    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Letterboxd list: Movies that Took Manhattan

1) I'll Take Manhattan
2) We'll Take Manhattan
3) Muppets Take Manhattan
4) Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

Letterboxd list: Movies that Took Manhattan 1) I'll Take Manhattan 2) We'll Take Manhattan 3) Muppets Take Manhattan 4) Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan

02.10.2025 03:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of Letterboxd list titled "Friday the 13th Ranked" with only two entries: the first Friday the 13th at #2, and Freddy vs Jason at #1

Screenshot of Letterboxd list titled "Friday the 13th Ranked" with only two entries: the first Friday the 13th at #2, and Freddy vs Jason at #1

Ranking the Friday the 13th movies on Letterboxd as I watch em, but I'm pretty tempted to just leave the list like this:

01.10.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rewatching The Conjuring and if I can make an observation: I think Patrick Wilson and Vera Farmiga would still be great at playing the Warrens in a movie that bothered to portray them as charlatans and con artists like they were in real life

30.09.2025 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 115    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

90% sure that *is* a Final Destination moment

26.09.2025 07:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i fly like keenan get high like kel

26.09.2025 05:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*looking at the state of the world* this will affect my pokemon emerald hardcore ironmon nuzlocke i think

26.09.2025 05:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 39    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arrr, Jimmy me Kimmels

24.09.2025 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 116    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The thing about being neurodivergent is that I Like It. What I donโ€™t like is that the world imposes numerous taxes on me for being like this.

I donโ€™t view it as a Me problem.

24.09.2025 01:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3038    ๐Ÿ” 683    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 55    ๐Ÿ“Œ 54

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