Claire

There’s something about those words ‘if you don’t’ that set off something contrary in me.

I’ve seen them so many times, I can’t wait!

This week has a Heaven 17 gig in it, so I’m getting my 80s head on. Not that they’re in any way #forgotten80s

We should all have a Cynthia in our corner.

I’m no fan of the McCanns, but that fruit loop who thinks she’s Madeleine is lucky one of them didn’t deck her.

All the clever people are actually stupid. #CelebrityTraitors

So the #JohnLewis ad. Mother and daughter in the kitchen, menfolk indulging themselves elsewhere. Classic.

This time of year, I’m reminded that I once saw a bonfire on a petrol station forecourt in Switzerland. The Swiss are bonkers as well as bankers.

I find Space Karen quite fascinating. He’s clearly not stupid, and yet he really, really is. I wish he’d beggar off home to Mars. #Musk

Ah, the song that divides the Catholics from the rest. #kyrie #forgotten99s

Just what I always wanted. Thanks @matthewjrudd.bsky.social #forgotten80s

Thoughts and prayers with my friend Andrew Prince. Yes, really.

Irresponsibly posting my location on social media

Thank you #science

Oh no. Not…a debate.

It’s amazing. I watched all of it ages ago and I still find myself thinking about it.

If you’re too incompetent to alter your clocks, we don’t need to hear you boasting about it. Read the bloody instructions.

I know this is the pettiest thing ever, but a bob should ALWAYS be longer at the front. Yes #ShabanaMahmood I mean you.

Just popping by to say Bankrobber is the absolute business. #forgotten80s

Second gig in a week - Divine Comedy were epic.

If you get the chance to see the #BoomtownRats you should take it. An incredible gig.

Just catching up with #celebritytraitors. Never could stand Balding, so I feel entirely vindicated.

If you want to run a country, maybe learn how to spell it?

Don’t Look Down is just so incredibly 80s. Love it. #forgotten80s

Hello from 1981 #forgotten80s

Ate a Lindt chocolate ball today and the centre was totally liquid. Like, super runny. And that’s MY heatwave story. ☀️

Wasn’t going to bore everyone with a throwback to this day in 2024, but as Paul Heaton is currently coming out of my radio…#forgotten80s

If you need #Lynx lower body spray, you can keep well away from me.

Same! See you in Monaco. 🥂

Worzel Gummidge’s wedding maybe. You’d need your handsome head, mind.