There’s something about those words ‘if you don’t’ that set off something contrary in me.
22.11.2025 17:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0@clairea.bsky.social
A phone book full of accidents, a girl to drive your car.
There’s something about those words ‘if you don’t’ that set off something contrary in me.
22.11.2025 17:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ve seen them so many times, I can’t wait!
16.11.2025 21:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0This week has a Heaven 17 gig in it, so I’m getting my 80s head on. Not that they’re in any way #forgotten80s
16.11.2025 21:05 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We should all have a Cynthia in our corner.
14.11.2025 19:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m no fan of the McCanns, but that fruit loop who thinks she’s Madeleine is lucky one of them didn’t deck her.
07.11.2025 22:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All the clever people are actually stupid. #CelebrityTraitors
06.11.2025 22:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So the #JohnLewis ad. Mother and daughter in the kitchen, menfolk indulging themselves elsewhere. Classic.
05.11.2025 19:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This time of year, I’m reminded that I once saw a bonfire on a petrol station forecourt in Switzerland. The Swiss are bonkers as well as bankers.
05.11.2025 19:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I find Space Karen quite fascinating. He’s clearly not stupid, and yet he really, really is. I wish he’d beggar off home to Mars. #Musk
04.11.2025 22:13 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ah, the song that divides the Catholics from the rest. #kyrie #forgotten99s
02.11.2025 21:12 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just what I always wanted. Thanks @matthewjrudd.bsky.social #forgotten80s
02.11.2025 21:03 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thoughts and prayers with my friend Andrew Prince. Yes, really.
30.10.2025 19:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Irresponsibly posting my location on social media
28.10.2025 22:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you #science
28.10.2025 18:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh no. Not…a debate.
26.10.2025 17:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It’s amazing. I watched all of it ages ago and I still find myself thinking about it.
25.10.2025 20:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you’re too incompetent to alter your clocks, we don’t need to hear you boasting about it. Read the bloody instructions.
25.10.2025 20:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I know this is the pettiest thing ever, but a bob should ALWAYS be longer at the front. Yes #ShabanaMahmood I mean you.
22.10.2025 18:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just popping by to say Bankrobber is the absolute business. #forgotten80s
19.10.2025 20:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Second gig in a week - Divine Comedy were epic.
17.10.2025 22:28 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you get the chance to see the #BoomtownRats you should take it. An incredible gig.
12.10.2025 17:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just catching up with #celebritytraitors. Never could stand Balding, so I feel entirely vindicated.
09.10.2025 19:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you want to run a country, maybe learn how to spell it?
06.10.2025 18:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Don’t Look Down is just so incredibly 80s. Love it. #forgotten80s
05.10.2025 21:22 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hello from 1981 #forgotten80s
05.10.2025 20:02 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ate a Lindt chocolate ball today and the centre was totally liquid. Like, super runny. And that’s MY heatwave story. ☀️
30.06.2025 21:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wasn’t going to bore everyone with a throwback to this day in 2024, but as Paul Heaton is currently coming out of my radio…#forgotten80s
29.06.2025 21:18 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you need #Lynx lower body spray, you can keep well away from me.
14.06.2025 17:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Same! See you in Monaco. 🥂
07.06.2025 09:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Worzel Gummidge’s wedding maybe. You’d need your handsome head, mind.
06.06.2025 22:58 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0