Kyle

Robots should never be humanoid.

Photo of the St John’s Bridge in Portland, OR on a rainy evening, with fog/low clouds as a backdrop.

Dunno if you knew this, but…the PNW kinda fucks.

Claim: Mamdani is a communist. False: Any real communist will happily spend six hours explaining why this isn’t true.

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

AOC: "This is about, do you understand the assignment of fighting fascism right now? And they assignment is to come together across difference no matter what."

I just saw a TikTok like “the motivations of assassins don’t make sense anymore” but boy have they never.

Hinkley shot Reagan to impress Jodi Foster. Oswald was such a complete mess people just assume the CIA did it. Guiteau killed Garfield because no one would make him an ambassador.

Just....don't watch the video. Its not worth it, no matter how despicable and vitriolic he was. I would have told you I had tolerance for videos like that, and I would have been wrong.

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/

Proud owner of Thane horn no. 232. Absolute BEAUTY of an axe, so pumped to dive in. Thank you, Thane Trumpets!!

The neurodivergent community thanks you for this PSA 🙏🏼 (steeple hands)

Unlearning: Body language isn’t a language

WE ARE FULL OF MICRO PLASTICS "SHIRT AT DASHARE.ZONE' BUT SERRIOUSLY WE GOT SOLD ON USING THIS BULL SHIT FOR EVERY THING AND IT TURNS OFF IT MAKES LITTLE FLAKES OF PLASTICS THAT ACCUMULATE IN YOUR BALL'S AND BRAIN AND ALL YOUR DAMB ORGAN'S , AT LEAST LEAD TASTED GOOD AND ASBESTOS WONT CATCH ON FIRE , I FUCKIGN HATE PLASTIC!!!!!!!! INCLUDING SILICONE WHICH THEY SOLD AS BEING NOT PLASTIC BUT THE DAMB THINGS FULL OF PLASTICICIZERS TOO SO YOUR FUCKED EITHER WAY!!!!!! AND DA TEXT "YEA I GOT A EVERY DAY CARRY , E - MICROPLASTICS , D MICROPLASTICS , C MICROPLASTICS " YOU ARE FULL OF THEM I AM FULL OF THEM YOUR BOSS IS FULL OF THEM YOUR NEIGHBOR IS FULL OF THEM THE FROG'S ARE FULL OF THEM WE CRAP OUT PLASTIC AND THE CREDIT CARD WORTH OF PLASTIC IN OUR BRAIN'S GROWS IN SIZE AND WEIGHT EVERY DAY , BUT IM STILL OUT HERE KICKEN A$$ , IM SMOKEN WHEED AND DRINKIN A DAMB MONSTER SODA, AND IM ALSO KICKEN A$$ AND SUFERING NO COGNITIVE DAMAGE FROM DA PLASTIC , HELL YEA - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN AND ALSO KICKEN A$$

YOUR FULL OF THEM TO - dashare.zone ADMIN

Dude is unstable, can’t fault the photographer for that

I mean I already skip out on @stumptowncoffee.bsky.social because of the outrageous price, but now I don’t feel like I’m missing out on anything.

More small brands that are secretly huge companies.

True story bro.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Shit, now what was it that made me come here to post……..

There is no greater a tension release than suddenly remembering the thing you were thinking about and then forgot what it was and spent the past ten minutes trying every trick and trigger to remember it.

A ROTTIG SKELITON SAYS "YOU HAVE PRONOUN'S? YOU BETTER FUCKEN TELL ME WHAT THEY ARE SO I CAN USE THEM " AND IF YOUR JUST TUNNING INTO THIS CHANNEL DA SHARE Z0NE SUPORTS ALL PEOPLES GENDERS AND SEXUALITY AND FUCK OFF IF YOU DONT , YOU MUST UNDERSTAND A CULTURE WAR HAS BEEN HAPPENNING TO TRY TO FURTHER OPRESS ANY ONE WHOS NOT A RICH STRAIGHT WHITE MAN , IMAGINE BEING BORN ON THIRD BASE AND COMPLAINING THAT YOU CANT REACH HOME PLATE BECAUSE OF 1 TRANS PERSON LMAO,,, BORN ON THE 2 YARD LINE AND CANT MAKE A TOUCH DOWN BECUASE SOMEONE YOU DONT KNOW SAID TO CALL THEM "THEY" LMAOOOO, (YOU HAVE TO SAY IT IN SPORTS ANALAGIES SO AMERICANS UNDERSTAND WHY THEIR WRONG) IMAGINE IF YOU STARTED MONOPOLEY THE BOAR GAME WITH 10,000 AND EVERYONE ELSE JUST GET'S 500 , AND YOU PANIC WHEN THEY BUY 1 PROPERTEY, YOU GET THE PICTURE, WE LIVE IN A NATION RULED BY THE WORST AND DULLEST PEOPLE WHO ARE IMPOTENTLY ANGRY THAT ANY ONE ELSE HAS EVER DONE ANY THING COOL , AND ALSO IMPOTENT , BECUASE THERS NO WAY THERE DICKS WORK, SORRY BUT THATS WHAT I HEARD ABOUT ELLON, ITS SHAPED LIKE AN EGG AND ITS THE SIZE OF AN EGG. HE SPENT $1000000 ON FIXING IT AND ALL THEY DID WAS INSTALL A LED LIGHT THAT CHANGES COLOR. ALLEGEDLY. THATS WHAT I HEARD - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

YOU HAVE PRONONS??? - dashare.zone ADMIN

“If you need extra time to stow your carryon luggage, please step out of the aisle first to allow the boarding process to continue” says the flight attendant as we collectively wait and watch a man in row 4 repeatedly attempt to shove a backpack into an overhead bin.

Why use only 5 words to express myself when I could use 900 (half of which are archaic or unreasonable for basic conversation to prove to you that I read a lot as a kid and put a lot of effort into learning this language and therefore and ONLY therefore have value as a person)???

these people hate DEI because they would be unemployable in any system where they couldn’t rely on favoritism and nepotism

A little blowin’ from a Pura Vida Orquestra hit this past weekend #Trumpet #PDXLiveMusic #PortlandLiveMusic

Church gigs are always a gamble as a progressive nigh-atheist. But when the Reverend refers to Jesus as “a middle eastern Jewish preacher”, a small sigh of relief feels warranted.

Everyone now and again I will see someone use the phrase "woke mind virus" seriously and I will wonder what it is like to be them, and to have a head full of rancid pudding where a brain is meant to be

Gross: The GOP is planning $5.3 TRILLION in tax cuts for their Sugar Daddy donors.

And WE are going to PAY for them through tariffs and cuts to our healthcare. #MAGABlowingYourTaxes

Calm down, folks, it was just an attempted assassination of a Jewish Democratic governor and his family on the first night of Passover, it’s not like somebody spray painted a dick on a Cybertruck.

You set the house on fire, watched it burn, and then lost your nerve and put it out. You now have a partially burned house. Great job.