Mike

Actually people love punching me in the face. They can’t get enough of it

This song is a goddamn monster.

Take me there take me there take me there WHAT FOR

Almost crashed my car at Shawstank Redemption this morning @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social
@jasonkirk.fyi

Love waking up and seeing the timestamps on these that are 6:30 AM EST

You can add “-fuck” at the end of any search to get rid of them

Father in law came in with a buzzer beater here.

Emailed a nationally syndicated auto repair show because he was offended by a previous caller’s disparagement of ACDelco batteries. Rebutted previous caller so powerfully that his email was read on the air. Host sent him shirt. Showed up in shirt.

I loved it. What was this line from Waltrip? I might have missed it

The NFL is broken: A dumb guy's rule changes to fix it. (Part 1) How Gene Steratore can single-handedly solve our review crisis.

Is the NFL broken? Smarter people can answer that question. But just in case it is...here are my fixes.

1. Ban Review (mostly). Each team gets ONE review per season, which goes directly to @genesteratore.bsky.social to make the call.

Full article:
fantasygenius.substack.com/p/the-nfl-is...

ok but where'd his putter go? it disappears into the sky like Prince's guitar

A screenshot of the worst website of all time

It’s a good website though

More rules should be vibes based. Out of bounds is too strict — just make a judgment call if it was too much ground for the defense to cover on that play

If it makes you feel any better I didn’t notice an issue until your second post. But that might just mean we’re both messed up 😂

Good to see the maturity of both of these teams trying to avoid a postgame fight by simply playing enough football @jasonkirk.fyi

I lost the 2033 #CFB25 national championship.

This one's on coach. I didn't take them seriously because of the name on their jersey.

Worst loss of the Coach Jess Mariano era but we will come back stronger next year.

In retrospect, this might have been the play that did me in...
#EASports #CFB

Jerry Jeudy is the NFL's Biggest Hater (Statistical Analysis) Like any good scientist, I set out to prove my hypothesis...

Jerry Jeudy is the NFL's Biggest Hater (A Very Serious Statistical Analysis)

h/t @rotopat.bsky.social for the Jameis stats

open.substack.com/pub/fantasyg...

This is just @jasonkirk.fyi’s CFB25 recruiting strategy

I thought they were gonna put one aside with her name on it. She’s a nice lady

I can't fully explain it but people who make bourbon their personality are always weirdos.

You’re so vain

You probably think this skeet is about you