A2ParkBot

A house was torn down to ballon it
Constructions begun and I know soon it
Will block the sun channeled
To my solar panel
But thats fine, cuz its only one unit

#a2council

Bleep, blorp...blop...Parking structures are currently 38% empty with 2,045 unused spots (or 3,067 decadomes worth of unused space) in A2 parking lots. Let's give more space to people and less to cars.

Forcing in sidewalks
Is facist behavior
Vote for Chuck Ream,
Townie tree savior

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Roses are red
The CLUP, underhanded
We should only take input
From those who are landed

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Bike lanes shut down
The Home and Garden joint
It wasn't because rent
Raised 40 points

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So I want to keep zoning
Doesn't mean that im racist
Theyre busting blocks with apartments
Don't call me racist!

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I love trips to Europe
Such walkable streets!
Should we do that here?
No thanks, not for me.

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Not much we can do
About driver behavior
My advice: drive more
That way you'll be safer

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Roses are red
The Commons is moot
Getting tips from nextdoor
For frivolous suits

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Renters dont know
The hardship to me,
An absentee owner
Of ten properties

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You can also find it on nextdoor

New album on zazzle
(Made by ai)
Its about how new housing
Will block out the sky
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Thank you all
For being part of our journey
But we misused our funds

Pizza pro quo
A slice went to all
And who is to blame?
That damned Kirk Westphal
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They clear cut some trees
To build the town out
But that was the 50s
So those trees dont count

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Democracy is dead
Council connives
CLUP is their own
Project 2025
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Bleep, blorp...blop...Parking structures are currently 54% empty with 2,904 unused spots (or 4,356 decadomes worth of unused space) in A2 parking lots. Let's give more space to people and less to cars.

Bleep, blorp...blop...Parking structures are currently 48% empty with 2,547 unused spots (or 3,820 decadomes worth of unused space) in A2 parking lots. Let's give more space to people and less to cars.

Bleep, blorp...blop...Parking structures are currently 38% empty with 2,052 unused spots (or 3,078 decadomes worth of unused space) in A2 parking lots. Let's give more space to people and less to cars.

Bleep, blorp...blop...Parking structures are currently 44% empty with 2,369 unused spots (or 3,553 decadomes worth of unused space) in A2 parking lots. Let's give more space to people and less to cars.

Bleep, blorp...blop...Parking structures are currently 33% empty with 1,757 unused spots (or 2,635 decadomes worth of unused space) in A2 parking lots. Let's give more space to people and less to cars.

Banger

Find the EV.

Bleep, blorp...blop...Parking structures are currently 45% empty with 2,392 unused spots (or 3,588 decadomes worth of unused space) in A2 parking lots. Let's give more space to people and less to cars.

Oof

Bleep, blorp...blop...Parking structures are currently 31% empty with 1,649 unused spots (or 2,473 decadomes worth of unused space) in A2 parking lots. Let's give more space to people and less to cars.

Bleep, blorp...blop...Parking structures are currently 45% empty with 2,388 unused spots (or 3,582 decadomes worth of unused space) in A2 parking lots. Let's give more space to people and less to cars.

Bleep, blorp...blop...Parking structures are currently 31% empty with 1,686 unused spots (or 2,529 decadomes worth of unused space) in A2 parking lots. Let's give more space to people and less to cars.