malarkey enthusiast

Ancient Roman Gravestone Found in New Orleans Backyard Touches Off a Mystery

heartwarming til u realize the reason it's there is some fuckin american looted it from an italian museum during wwii lmao
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...

this is a really useful resource (especially for black metal, alas)
www.hellseatic.de/wp-content/u...

YouTube video by Mayhem - Topic Cursed in Eternity

actually find myself getting mad at norwegian black metal idiots for killing each other and themselves because they squandered a band that was THIS good www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuS7...

YouTube video by Big Wreck Big Wreck - That Song (LIVE at the Suhr Factory Party)

ian thornley might be store-brand chris cornell, but big wreck absolutely knew how to lock the fuck in on a good riff
www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6d4...

Cruel World of Dreams and Fears, by Draugveil 10 track album

now own this album on flac, vinyl and cassette. if they put out a hilariously pointless sacd version i'd strongly consider it. draugveil whips. draugveil.bandcamp.com/album/cruel-...

And So Peter Dances, by All Human from the album Teenagers, You Don't Have To Die!

Did you make it to bed?
Did you drink in bed?
You gave the dog the bed...

"will actually kill you" makes me laugh the hardest, because it's true!

truly masterful use of the form

i know nobody cares, but i figured out a way past the bug that had been blocking my kotor playthrough at like, 75% completion and with a fresh run finally beat it for the first time in 5 or so years. my fave game! its jankiness has somehow become more charming with age

when it snows in texas nobody says "wow this texan snow is uniquely terrible, you have it sooooo bad!" people are sympathetic because texans never have to normally deal with snow and are not accustomed. what exactly is the uk excuse here? y'all don't have multiple "heatwaves" every single year or???

Hell yeah. I guess people just see an uncanny cover and hear programmed drums and immediately jump to AI.

the album cover is probably AI generated which is lame but admittedly also very funny (i mean come on). that does not stop the music from whipping ass. "vortex" and "wolves feast on forgotten dreams" are my faves, this album satisfies many musical cravings between black metal and dungeon synth

Cruel World of Dreams and Fears, by Draugveil 10 track album

apparently a huge debate raging across the metal scene whether this album is AI or not. like, all of it. to my ears, the vocals and guitars are real, the drums are programmed (not AI). it's black metal so i can't even hear the bass enough to be sure lmao but it absolutely whips!!

accurate representation of visiting the UK tbh, as an american or otherwise

Eight Days Of Hell ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead · So Divided · Song · 2006

The torture of eight days straight
Without sight of a face that's not frightening, oh bloody hell
Hoping to make headway
Or find signs of a bite that won't taste like poison
open.spotify.com/track/16wwqS...

incredible things are happening in Los Angeles

Yes, I think it's clear that this is referring to natural growths of weirwoods, with the implication that they were once extremely numerous, and that in attacking the weirwoods the Andals diminished one of the primary sources of the Childrens' power.

new glassës

YouTube video by Classic House Music Lover! Basement Jaxx - Breakaway

i'm on fire
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgVU...

i suppose i should think about posting more On Here huh...

Low on Foot, by Slow Mass 10 track album

new slow mass record in 2025 and it fucking whips. god is good.
slowmassmusic.bandcamp.com/album/low-on...

A piece of art depicting a girl lying in the dirt over the album cover for Title Fight's 2012 masterpiece "Floral Green" buried deep in the ground.

we still talk about you... www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfRY...

it's that time of year when everyone is confronting dire insects in their own homes and let me tell u, i have killed two very large wasps so far and it is on sight for the third

Sunken, by Twin Peaks 8 track album

another great band from chicago, a city that may have more great bands per capita than any other (absolutely game over if u count champaign–urbana)
twinpeakschicago.bandcamp.com/album/sunken

Thousand Pounds 7", by Weed 2 track album

sad but i also kinda love it when the 7" single version ends up being better than the album track. feels a bit like a secret. not that weed were ever much more than a secret to begin with...
lefserecords.bandcamp.com/album/thousa...

System Failure, by Drummachinemike from the album A Quiet Death

this one is tasty
drummachinemike.bandcamp.com/track/system...

honestly hit the jackpot on an eBay find EVGA nforce 790 ultra sli- basically one of the flagship motherboards for the era. two 9800gx2 cards later (each being insane dual-GPU units) and we have The Quadfather: quad-SLI madness!

i had to install windows vista for this,,, but it was worth it

oooohh….. haha yessss… huehuehuehue yesssssssss

credulous, incredulous, you get the idea. seemed like even a few months ago most people were calling out obvious AI garbage when it was shared, but now that it's just not-terrible-enough to make memes with it suddenly gets a pass? no fuckin thanks man, hard pass.